Piece of wood jokes

If your hot dog taste like a piece of wood, who you gonna call?

GHOST MUSTERD

If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?

"Ghost Musterd."

What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.

Jesus was a carpenter who got nailed to a piece of wood.

When is a piece of wood made king?

When it's a ruler.