Piece Of Paper jokes

If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree, which will hit the ground first?

The piece of paper because the rope will stop the emo.

When I die I want to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or, "You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"

I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper.

It's just too tear-able.

What do you call a blank piece of paper?

Women's rights.

My doctor said I need to lose calories, so I got a piece of paper, wrote "calories," and lit it on fire.

What do you call a blank piece of paper?

Women's rights.

I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:

P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.

Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.

“They are all very tearable,” he replied.

Well, there is one person who gets it!

What did the pencil say to the piece of paper? You FLAT.

What did the spoon say to the pancake batter? You THICK.

A blind man handed me a piece of paper. It said, "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽."

I have no idea how he knew.

The Hodja purchased a piece of meat at the market, and on his way home he met a friend.

Seeing the Hodja's purchase, the friend told him an excellent recipe for stew.

"I'll forget it for sure," said the Hodja. "Write it on a piece of paper for me."

The friend obliged him, and the Hodja continued on his way, the piece of meat in one hand and the recipe in the other. He had not walked far when suddenly a large hawk swooped down from the sky, snatched the meat, and flew away with it.

"It will do you no good!" shouted the Hodja after the disappearing hawk. "I still have the recipe!"

What do you call a piece of paper? A piece of paper.

So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.

Wanna hear a terrible joke?

Paper

Pretty tear-able, huh?

I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper, but instead I showed them my wrists.

I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.

I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note... it's a start...

Do trees shit?

Well, how else would we get #2 pencils?