If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first?

The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo

I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper

It’s just to tear able

What did the pencil say to the piece of paper? You FLAT

What did the spoon say to the pancake batter? You THICK

I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:

P. P. P. P U. U. U. U N. N. N. N S. S. S. S

Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common “They are all very tearable” he replied Well, there is one person who gets it!