A blind man handed me a piece of paper it said "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽" I have no idea how he knew.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first?
The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
When I die I what to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or," You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper
It's just to tear able
What do you call a blank piece of paper??
Women rights
my doctor said i need to lose calories, so i got a piece of paper, wrote calories and lit it on fire.
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P U. U. U. U N. N. N. N S. S. S. S
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common “They are all very tearable” he replied Well, there is one person who gets it!
What did the pencil say to the piece of paper? You FLAT
What did the spoon say to the pancake batter? You THICK
What do you call a piece of paper? A piece of paper
So and ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says do you like me or no and the ace says I'm not registered to vote hahahahahahahahjajqh
