Physical touch jokes
Why is hand holding a couple thing? Because they touch each other's genitals anyway.
A guy threatened to touch me yesterday...
When one of yall likes physical touch, but the other is scared of it
"Hee hee touched me."
You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry.
Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "congrats," but none of them touch the man's penis and say "well done?"
My wife asked me to help cure her from sucking her thumb. So I drew a cock on it.