Petroleum jokes
Where do nuts go for a quick energy boost? The nearest Shell station.
What did the wizard say when he was filling up the gas tank? "Expensive Petroleum!"
Ayo imagine having a chocolate fountain, but instead it cost a billion dollars a gallon and you have a hundred thousands, that number will never equate to how many porno magazines and alcoholic beverages and malty liquors stolen from my brother's bedroom as a desperate attempt at being edgy. Ayo, maybe instead of the future cars being powered by petroleum oil and gas, but with hot chocolate.
Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?
Who else would think of adding gas?
Do your buses run on time?
No, they run on diesel.
what is the fastest country? iran.
Gas is expensive nowadays.
In the 1940s, they got it for free.
Who can drink 20 liters of fuel without dying? A jerrycan.