Where do nuts go for a quick energy boost? The nearest Shell station.
Petroleum Jokes
What did the wizard say when he was filling up the gas tank? "Expensive Petroleum!"
Ayo imagine having a chocolate fountain, but instead it cost a billion dollars a gallon and you have a hundred thousands, that number will never equate to how many porno magazines and alcoholic beverages and malty liquors stolen from my brother's bedroom as a desperate attempt at being edgy. Ayo, maybe instead of the future cars being powered by petroleum oil and gas, but with hot chocolate.
