Periodic Table jokes
Are you made of Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cause damn, you lookin' kinda Au Ti S Ti C!
Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium?
Because you are looking a little bit GaY.
Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon?
Cuz you’re looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C.
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.
Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC.
Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
Why is Mercury filled with Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium?
Mercury is Be-Au-Ti-Full!
A block of gold walked into a bar. The bartender said, “AU, get out!”
Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?
Because they're so boron!
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
I heard oxygen and magnesium were dating, and I was like, "OMg!"
How do chemists laugh?
HeHe.
I asked my lab partner for sodium hypobromate, but he said, "Na Br O."
What do you do with a dead scientist?
You barium.
Somebody told me a chemistry joke. I thought it was sodium funny, I slapped my neon that one.
Q: What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?
A: HeHe.
What is Ba + 2Na?
Ans. Banana.
Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends Argon.