Pepper Spray jokes

I went to see my doctor today and I asked him how come every time I have sex my eyes hurt.

He said that’s a common reaction to pepper spray.

Lately, I’ve been wearing sunglasses when I have sex.

So I don’t get pepper sprayed.

My grandfather has been through a lot in his time. When he was in the war, he survived a mustard gas attack. And later down the line, he survived being pepper sprayed by the police. He was certainly a real seasoned veteran.

What did Pepper say to Spray?

"Hey Spray, I'm Pepper, and I think we should fight crime!"

Why do I carry pepper spray?

Just in case of as-SAULT.