Payment jokes
Have you heard about the guy whose friends teased him because he pays for sex? He doesn't pay anymore.
Community talk
Bro where the hell are you guys MONDAYMYASS YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE CRUNCHYROLL ACCOUNT I WILL GIVE YOU $5 ON MONDAY IF YOU REMEMBER
Yesterday I was at the Burger King trying to get the free burger and the lady at the counter said it was only for people with the app.
I was stuck only buying a thing of fries with my money. She felt sorry for me I guess and I ended up getting 49c off the fries and a ton of extra money.
In the end, the King didn't end up forcing me to pay his tax.
I JUST GOT PAID $70