I know a lot of people hate tapeworms, but they will always have a special place in my heart.
Parasite Jokes
Your hairline is so far back that your forehead looks like a growing parasite!
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish?
A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.
What are all grandmas infected with? Defiantly not a parasite!
I'm ticked off by this tick joke!