Paragraph jokes

"Having too much sex can result in memory loss."

I read that on page 37, paragraph five of the New England Medical Journal on September 15th, 2014, at 10:37 AM.

Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.

Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!

What do you call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph, because he's not a full essay.