Packet memes
Jokes
A pedophile pulls up to little Jonny, lowers his window and asks, "hey little boy, if I give you a lolly, will you come in my car?" Little Jonny replies, "Give me the whole packet and I’ll come in your mouth."
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
My dog went through my bathroom garbage, and for some reason, my sister put a bunch of ketchup packets in there...