Overheating jokes
Paddy's beautiful wife has not had an orgasm for the 15 years they have been married.
The doctor suggests that she may be overheating during sex, and a cool breeze may help.
Being a bit of a cheapo, he decides not to buy a fan but asks his friend Mick to waft a towel over them during the act.
After half an hour, still no sign of success, so his mate suggests swapping places. "I'll have a try, Paddy, you waft the towel."
Paddy agrees, and after two or three minutes, Paddy's wife has a moment of sexual pleasure, screaming in ecstasy for the first time in 15 years.
Paddy taps his mate Mick on the shoulder and says, "And that, Mick, is how you waft a bloody towel!"
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His core i5 Overheated. XD
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.
Wow, Heaven's a lot hotter than I thought it'd be.
RIP boiling water. You will be mist.
Ah yes, cremation. My last chance of having a smokin' hot body.
Why was the stadium so hot?
Because all the fans left!
My hair strainer is hotter than you.