Ounce jokes
The Trump cocktail. Take a large glass and fill it with an ounce of everything behind the bar. Top it with whipped cream and a cherry. Now for the hard part: finding a Mexican to pay for it.
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W BOBBYYYYYYYY
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
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you dont have to have it all figured out. you dont need an idea, or the right words, or the perfect ounce of motivation. you just need to stay. stay another day, another breath, another blue moon, because pain doesnt last forever, even if it feels like it, so just stay, because your favorite moments in life haven't even happened yet.
Ok, I need to make some things straight. This site has gone into chaos because of this stupid stuff that’s been going on, so right now I’m only gonna tell the facts. No stupid false stuff, no fluff, nothing. You guys need to understand what happened. A week ago, I attempted scuicide by overdose via Benadryl and a mix of other random opioids. This was around 7:55 AM EST. I passed out, making a big banging sound, awak… Read more
RIP BIG OUNCE FROM THE URBAN RESCUE RANCH