Orphans jokes
Kid: Who is your mom?
Orphan: They left me😭
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: I don't have a mom.
Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.
Why can’t orphans go to a field trip?
Parent signature: __________
Why did the orphans have in common? They both don't have parents.
Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.
If you hit 9999 orphans and they all tell each other, are the other orphans their parents???
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why did Rhydon get an orphan...
Rhydon deez nuts!
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it comes back.
What do orphans call a holiday?
A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.
Why do orphans cry?
Because they got no family.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
Orphans more like or fans!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Being an orphan is crazy and fuck gay people.
Why can't orphans play catch?
Because they don't have parents to catch the ball.
Why can't orphans have family time?
They don't have a family.
Why don’t orphans have phones?? Because their parents can’t buy them one.