Orphans jokes
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family photo.
What movie do orphans hate most?
"Home Alone."
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I told a joke to an orphan, turns out he wasn't an orphan...
Being an orphan is crazy and fuck gay people.
Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: I don't have a mom.
Kid: Who is your mom?
Orphan: They left me😭
Why can't orphans play catch?
Because they don't have parents to catch the ball.
Why did Rhydon get an orphan...
Rhydon deez nuts!
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it comes back.
What do orphans call a holiday?
A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.
Why do orphans cry?
Because they got no family.
If you hit 9999 orphans and they all tell each other, are the other orphans their parents???
Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can’t orphans go to a field trip?
Parent signature: __________
Why did the orphans have in common? They both don't have parents.