Orphans jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play catch?
Because they don't have parents to catch the ball.
Being an orphan is crazy and fuck gay people.
Why can't orphans have family time?
They don't have a family.
Why don't orphans like Russia and Germany?
Because it's the Mother and Father Land.
Why can't orphans go to a five-star hotel?
Why don’t orphans have phones?? Because their parents can’t buy them one.
Why don't orphans call...
Because they can't call home.
Orphans don’t have parents, lol.
Orphan or like or-pan?
Orphans are cool.
Why can’t orphans drink? Because they don’t have any money.
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
A: One of them gets picked.
Why do orphans always ask Alexa to order milk?
Because their dad never brought it home.
Why are orphans called orphans?
'Cause they're gay.
Depression jokes are wrong, stop making them; they're cruel and nasty. So stop; people are feeling like they're hated when they read your orphan jokes or depression jokes, so PLEASE stop.
If an orphan was an animal, it would be an owl because they don't know "WHOOO" their parents are.
Stop the orphan jokes!
Why can’t orphans tell jokes?
Because their parents can’t *bear* the *jeans* because they don’t have any.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is. 😂😂😂😂😂😂