Orphans jokes
You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.
Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Why couldn't the orphan go into the restaurant?
It was family friendly.
All orphans must be gay because they are not home o'fobic.
I once told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man because he is far from home.
I tried to give directions to an orphan, but he got lost because there was no home.
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy" 😔
I love bullying orphans. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home. 😢
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re unwanted.🤣😢
What do you do when you're bored?
I beat up orphans.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans say "I’m in the ghetto?" Because they can’t say "I’m in a home."
Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.
Doctor: Hi, sorry but I can’t see you anymore.
Lil Jimmy: Why?
Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, I’m a family doctor, you're an orphan.
Lil Jimmy: 👁👄👁🖕
Why do orphans not play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans use computers?
Because they don’t have a homepage.
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: ______
If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?