Orphans jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because they are so fucking useless!
What would be Joe Biden's name if he was an orphan? "Joe."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
"Orphans get picked."
What is the similarity between Hitler and orphans?
They both don't have parents.
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it could not find home.
Why are you an orphan? Loser...
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
Why do orphans not love their parents?
Because they don’t have parents.
Bully (😏): Name 3 things you don't have.
Orphan named Kaiel (😔): Um... a dog... a doll... and a credit card.
Bully (😡): NO!
Orphan named Kaiel (😟): Sorry, what???
Bully (🤣): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't go home.
Why do orphans play baseball?
So they can touch home.
Where did a chicken orphan go?
A foster home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their way home.
Dad: "I'll be back in a minute."
20 years later
Orphan: "Dad?"
Why do orphans love dogs?
Because dogs stay with them.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
Why is it OK to hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Why are orphans lonely?
Because they don't have parents to talk to.