If you're ever bored just fuck some orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Orphans Jokes
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.
When orphans drink milk, they cry.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
"Orphans get picked."
Why is it OK to hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
Why did the orphan live at school?
Because on the first day his parents didn’t pick him up.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't go home.
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
Bully (😏): Name 3 things you don't have.
Orphan named Kaiel (😔): Um... a dog... a doll... and a credit card.
Bully (😡): NO!
Orphan named Kaiel (😟): Sorry, what???
Bully (🤣): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their way home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it could not find home.
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
Why do orphans love dogs?
Because dogs stay with them.
Why do orphans play baseball?
So they can touch home.
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
Where did a chicken orphan go?
A foster home.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.
Why do orphans not love their parents?
Because they don’t have parents.
