Orphans jokes

Damn, y'all hit it hard with orphan jokes.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't go home.

Why don’t orphans have parents?

'Cause they were abandoned.

Mrs. Harolen: Students, tomorrow's assignment is to bring your parents to school for a conference with the teacher information.

Garen: I want to know who cannot bring their parents to a conference. ORPHANS!

Students: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Mrs. Harolen: Garen sit down! NOW!

Garen: Hey, why can't orphans get a dog? They don't have their parents to drive them to the animal shelter.

Halen: Yeah! Why are orphans racist? Because they never saw their parents with a different race!

Students: No, that's not funny!

Student: SHUT UP!

Why can orphans convert to Catholicism? Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb orphans get for Christmas?...

Cancer.

Orphans: Sad, Depressed, Lonely, Virgin.

Why is the orphan so dumb?

Because he didn’t have parents to pay for it.

My name is Mariah Carly Brown, and I am an orphan, and what do I say about your jokes that are not funny... STOP THEM!

Dark humor is mean! All day I go to see all the jokes I find, and I see "Orphan jokes."

What kind of sick person likes that kind of joke? By the way, it is not a question. I have 3 twin sisters! Lariah, Kariah, and Iariah! Iariah starts with an i! So stop the jokes, please!

What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?

Egyptians have mummies.

Why do orphans have no parents?

Because they are so fucking useless!

What would be Joe Biden's name if he was an orphan? "Joe."

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

"Orphans get picked."

What is the similarity between Hitler and orphans?

They both don't have parents.

Why do orphans not have parents?

Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because it could not find home.

Why are you an orphan? Loser...

Why can’t orphans have a house pet?

Because its parents have it to itself.

Why do orphans not love their parents?

Because they don’t have parents.

Bully (😏): Name 3 things you don't have.

Orphan named Kaiel (😔): Um... a dog... a doll... and a credit card.

Bully (😡): NO!

Orphan named Kaiel (😟): Sorry, what???

Bully (🤣): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.