Orphans jokes
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he had no home to go to.
Why can orphans have a phone? Because they can find the home button.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Fuller House."
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
Who's an orphan?
You are.
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Orphan Friend: Sure.
Friend: Parents.
Other: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Only one of them gets picked...
Why can't orphans play cricket?
'Cause they don't know where the home is.
Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.
Orphan: Throws a boomerang.
Boomerang: Comes back with his father.
Father: Goes to get milk.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Alone" by Alan Walker.
What do Batman and orphans have in common?
Their parents died.
Why do orphans not have a home? Because they don’t have a family.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
He wanted to be wanted! 😢😂
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
What do you call an orphan?
An orphan.
Why can’t orphans go to college?
'Cause they have no one to talk to.