Orphans jokes
What's an orphan's least favorite movie?
Home.
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Can orphans eat at family restaurants?
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They always come back.
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.
Friend: Hi, orphan.
Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.
Friend: ummm
Orphan: Exactly, U can't.
Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self-portrait.
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don't know what a full house is.
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.
How are orphans like broken pencils?
Neither of them have points.
I made a website for orphans; it does not have home pages, though.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.