Orphans jokes
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
What are orphans' favorite sports team? The home team.
The "f" in "orphan" stands for "amily." There is no "f."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What do you call an orphan?
An orphan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Q. Why can't orphans play baseball?
A. Because they don't know where home is.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple got chosen.
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home plate.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't go home.