Orphans jokes
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A self-portrait.
As an orphan, every bag of chips is family size.
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Orphan Friend: Sure.
Friend: Parents.
Other: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
What do Batman and orphans have in common?
Their parents died.
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Only one of them gets picked...
Why do orphans not have a home? Because they don’t have a family.
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
He wanted to be wanted! 😢😂
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
Why can’t orphans go to college?
'Cause they have no one to talk to.
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the same thing between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
Why do orphans love GTA?
Because they are actually wanted!