Orphans jokes
What do you call an orphan?
An orphan.
Q. Why can't orphans play baseball?
A. Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home plate.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?
Because they don't have a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What did the orphan say to the other?
"Robin, get the Batmobile!"
Damn, y'all hit it hard with orphan jokes.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why are orphans so gayyyyyyy?
Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?
Why can’t orphans play baseball/softball?
They never get to home!
If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because it's not original at all.
Orphan joke.
Why don’t orphans have parents?
'Cause they were abandoned.
Mrs. Harolen: Students, tomorrow's assignment is to bring your parents to school for a conference with the teacher information.
Garen: I want to know who cannot bring their parents to a conference. ORPHANS!
Students: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Mrs. Harolen: Garen sit down! NOW!
Garen: Hey, why can't orphans get a dog? They don't have their parents to drive them to the animal shelter.
Halen: Yeah! Why are orphans racist? Because they never saw their parents with a different race!
Students: No, that's not funny!
Student: SHUT UP!
Orphans: Sad, Depressed, Lonely, Virgin.