Orphans jokes
Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What show does an orphan hate the most? Modern Family.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps, and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire, and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried, but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Why didn’t the orphan celebrate their birthday?
Because they didn’t have a mom to birth them.
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
The other day I was in the park and got bored, so I found an orphan and punched him in the face, laughed at him, and said, "Whatcha gonna do, tell your parents?"
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-
Orphan: "Why can’t I watch a PG movie?"
Me: "They are Parental Guidance."
The orphan was playing baseball. He hit a home run. His coach told him to run home. He couldn't find it.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
Spider-Man: No Way Home