Orphans jokes
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
I asked an orphan where his parents were. Then I remembered, they're gone.
Orphan: Throws a boomerang.
Boomerang: Comes back with his father.
Father: Goes to get milk.
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Fuller House."
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because they finally have a home.
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why is an orphan like a boomerang? Because they always come back.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can be loved.
Why do orphans don't like to eat big bags of chips? Because they're family size.
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the same thing between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.