Orphans jokes
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Only one of them gets picked...
Why can't orphans play cricket?
'Cause they don't know where the home is.
Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he had no home to go to.
Why can orphans have a phone? Because they can find the home button.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Alone" by Alan Walker.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
What are orphans' favorite sports team? The home team.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple got chosen.
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
The "f" in "orphan" stands for "amily." There is no "f."
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
Q. Why can't orphans play baseball?
A. Because they don't know where home is.