Orphans jokes
Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?
Because they don't have a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball/softball?
They never get to home!
Why do orphans don't like to eat big bags of chips? Because they're family size.
Me: You know your parents were very good people.
Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.
Me: I know, you're an orphan.
I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
Why does an orphan go to church?
So they can call someone "father."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home base to run to.
Why can’t the orphan get any of the new iPhones?
'Cause none of them have a home button.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A self-portrait.
As an orphan, every bag of chips is family size.
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have someone to call daddy.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
Why is an orphan like a boomerang? Because they always come back.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can be loved.