Orphans jokes
Why does an orphan go to church?
So they can call someone "father."
People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.
Why is an orphan like a boomerang? Because they always come back.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can be loved.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Orphan: Favorite song?
My name:
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
Orphan: Let's play baseball!
Girl: No, you can't.
Orphan: Why?
Girl: Because you can't find home.
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because they finally have a home.
Orphan joke.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can’t the orphan get any of the new iPhones?
'Cause none of them have a home button.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.