Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play cricket?
'Cause they don't know where the home is.
Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he had no home to go to.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
Why can orphans have a phone? Because they can find the home button.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Alone" by Alan Walker.
Who's an orphan?
You are.
What do Batman and orphans have in common?
Their parents died.
Orphan: Throws a boomerang.
Boomerang: Comes back with his father.
Father: Goes to get milk.
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Fuller House."
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
I asked an orphan where his parents were. Then I remembered, they're gone.
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Orphan Friend: Sure.
Friend: Parents.
Other: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
As an orphan, every bag of chips is family size.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home base to run to.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A self-portrait.
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.