Orphans jokes
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
Orphan: Let's play baseball!
Girl: No, you can't.
Orphan: Why?
Girl: Because you can't find home.
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
Damn, y'all hit it hard with orphan jokes.
Q. Why can't orphans play baseball?
A. Because they don't know where home is.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
What are orphans' favorite sports team? The home team.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple got chosen.
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
The "f" in "orphan" stands for "amily." There is no "f."
What did the orphan say to the other?
"Robin, get the Batmobile!"
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home plate.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Orphan joke.