Orphans jokes
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
Me: You know your parents were very good people.
Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.
Me: I know, you're an orphan.
People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.
Why is an orphan like a boomerang? Because they always come back.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can be loved.
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the same thing between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
Orphan: Let's play baseball!
Girl: No, you can't.
Orphan: Why?
Girl: Because you can't find home.
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Orphan: Favorite song?
My name:
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
Why can’t the orphan get any of the new iPhones?
'Cause none of them have a home button.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?