Orphans jokes
Hi guys! In my opinion, I think your jokes are non-funny! Can you make more sense!
Btw, who writes jokes about orphans? Thanks for understanding!
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?
No one likes them.
Why can’t orphans fly? Because they’re still winging it.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your mom told me to follow me.
Orphan: But I don't have a mom!
Why can’t orphans have dad jokes? Because they don’t got one.
Why did the orphan say, "Help?" He needed his brother.
Me: When I saw an orphan on the street in rags.
Also me: Are you okay?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave it away?
Me: Because you have no family.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement.
Why don't orphans like pizza? Because they don't have parents, that's why.
Why can't orphans play softball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why did the smart orphan lose the tech competition?
The motherboard was nowhere to be found.
Why did the orphan die on the road? Because they had no one to hold their hand.
How do orphan jokes start?
Checking your shoulder.
Orphan jokes? They protest.
Why did the orphan chase the family? Because he was jealous that he did not have a family.
An orphan walks into a bar and the barman says, "What are you doing here? You need parent's permission!"
"Oh no, who will I ask?" the orphan says.
Orphans are monkeys.
Why can't an orphan suck my nut?
A girl can, one knows how.
What's red, takes my belt, and what I got from a weird children's house?
An orphan.