Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because it's not original at all.
Orphan joke.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because they finally have a home.
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
He wanted to be wanted! 😢😂
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
Why do orphans not have a home? Because they don’t have a family.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
Orphan: Let's play baseball!
Girl: No, you can't.
Orphan: Why?
Girl: Because you can't find home.
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the same thing between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.