Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he had no home to go to.
Orphans Jokes
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Orphan: Throws a boomerang.
Boomerang: Comes back with his father.
Father: Goes to get milk.
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Fuller House."
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
Who's an orphan?
You are.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.
Why can orphans have a phone? Because they can find the home button.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
As an orphan, every bag of chips is family size.
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
Why can't orphans play cricket?
'Cause they don't know where the home is.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Alone" by Alan Walker.
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Orphan Friend: Sure.
Friend: Parents.
Other: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A self-portrait.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Only one of them gets picked...
What do Batman and orphans have in common?
Their parents died.
