Orphans jokes
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
Why can't orphans have a five-star GTA because they're not wanted?
Why does an orphan go to church? So they can call someone father and be loved.
Why did the orphan have to eat his cereal with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because there was a dad on the other side.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.
Why do orphans only have 362 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mothers', Fathers', and Family Day!
What does an orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!
Why are there only 363 days in an orphaned year?
Because they don’t have a father's or Mother’s Day.
Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.
Student one orphan: I don't have any.
Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?
Student one orphan: What!
Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.
Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can orphans type? Because they can’t find the home row.
Ooohhh look, an orphan! Let's go beat him up.