Orphans jokes
Why do orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do all orphans get iPhone X's?
There isn't a home button.
Why canβt orphans be a space ship? Because they donβt have a mothership!
STOP THE FRICKING ORPHAN JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP THEM NOW! STOP THEM NOW NOW NOW N.O.W.
Anyone who makes orphan jokes... STOP! It's rude and not even funny. GET YOUR BUTT OFF THIS SITE IF YOU'RE GONNA BE RUDE!
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
Hi Liv & KK! It's me Gwen, remember me from the orphan joke protest?
Orphans will eat toes for food.
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because it's not original at all.
Orphan joke.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because they finally have a home.
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they donβt even have one!
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
He wanted to be wanted! π’π
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They donβt have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.