Orphans jokes
Orphan: Favorite song?
My name:
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
Why can’t orphans go to college?
'Cause they have no one to talk to.
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
Why do orphans love GTA?
Because they are actually wanted!
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call an orphan?
An orphan.
People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.
Why is an orphan like a boomerang? Because they always come back.
Why can’t the orphan get any of the new iPhones?
'Cause none of them have a home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home base to run to.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have someone to call daddy.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.