Orphans jokes
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
Why do orphans not have a home? Because they don’t have a family.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
Orphan: Let's play baseball!
Girl: No, you can't.
Orphan: Why?
Girl: Because you can't find home.
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the same thing between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Orphan: Favorite song?
My name:
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
Why can’t orphans go to college?
'Cause they have no one to talk to.
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
Why do orphans love GTA?
Because they are actually wanted!
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call an orphan?
An orphan.
People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.
Why is an orphan like a boomerang? Because they always come back.