Orphans jokes
Hi Liv & KK! It's me Gwen, remember me from the orphan joke protest?
Anyone who makes orphan jokes... STOP! It's rude and not even funny. GET YOUR BUTT OFF THIS SITE IF YOU'RE GONNA BE RUDE!
Orphans will eat toes for food.
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
Why canβt the orphan get any of the new iPhones?
'Cause none of them have a home button.
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have someone to call daddy.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home base to run to.
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.
Q: Why donβt orphans have a personality?
A: They donβt have a person in reality!
I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."
Me: You know your parents were very good people.
Orphan: Wow, I didnβt know that.
Me: I know, you're an orphan.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So they can call someone "father."
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A self-portrait.