What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
Orphans Jokes
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home base.
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have someone to call daddy.
Why can’t the orphan get any of the new iPhones?
'Cause none of them have a home button.
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home base to run to.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
What do you call an orphan?
An orphan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans go to college?
'Cause they have no one to talk to.
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
