Orphans jokes
What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can’t an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because it was family size.
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it a home run.
If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
"I fancy Hunter, my big sugar daddy," said the orphan, clearly lying.
What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
Oh... one comes back.
LMAO, what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other's just a watermelon.
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo?
A family photo.
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are?
Orphan: *Sobs* "No."
God, I love working at an orphanage!
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?