Orphans jokes
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? There is no home plate.
Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
"I'm an orphan."
"I didn't ask."
What does the f in orphan stand for? Family.
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
What do orphans and apples have in common?
Only one gets picked.
What do you call a family photo with an orphan?
A selfie.
What do you call a photo of an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tray? The apple tray gets picked.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Annie.