Orphans jokes
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
You're an orphan.
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
I got hired by an orphan to commit crimes, so he could become wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.
Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?
Their parents.
If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
What do you call an orphan when he's taking a photo?
Family photo.
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
There's no parent signature.
What is an orphan and an apple?
They get picked.