Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Phone rings; "Are your parents home?"
Orphan; "Stop calling here!"
Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
What show has something orphans will never have?
American Dad!
What’s the difference between an orphan’s parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang came back.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
What is a family photo to an orphan?
A selfie.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
You're an orphan.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
What kind of work from school can't orphans do?
Homework!
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
What is an orphan's most relatable movie?
"Home Alone."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
To be wanted.
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"