Orphans jokes
I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
What's the best part of being an orphan?
All the chips and candy bars are family sized.
At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
Me: Jaiden telling orphan jokes to my friend.
That orphan behind me...
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
Orphans can't find the home page.
What do orphans go to church for?
So they can call someone "father."
Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.
They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.
Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?
A: Because it doesn't have a home button.
Stop, orphan joke!
Stop the orphan jokes!
I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
What do you call the type of photo an orphan takes?
A selfie.
Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
What show has something orphans will never have?
American Dad!