Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
Orphans Jokes
Kid: Knock knock!
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents XD
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
Why can't orphans have a computer?
They don't have a home page.
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
What is an orphan's favorite superhero? Batman.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
What do an orphan's parents and Nemo have in common?
They both can't be found.
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Their dad never came with the milk.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
What is a family photo to an orphan?
A selfie.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a photo of an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call a family photo with an orphan?
A selfie.
