Orphans jokes
If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
What do you call an orphan when he's taking a photo?
Family photo.
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
There's no parent signature.
What is an orphan and an apple?
They get picked.
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!
Why did the orphan finally go to church? So they could call someone "father."
What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
He replied, " "
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.