Orphans jokes
At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."
Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?
A: Because it doesn't have a home button.
I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
Stop the orphan jokes!
What do you call the type of photo an orphan takes?
A selfie.
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What does the F in orphan stand for?
FAMILY 😭😭
*IT'S DEPRESSING THIS PAGE EXISTS*
Phone rings; "Are your parents home?"
Orphan; "Stop calling here!"
I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.
Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Annie.
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
Why don't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't know where home is!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.