Orphans jokes
What do orphans go to church for?
So they can call someone "father."
What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
Orphans can't find the home page.
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
What's the best part of being an orphan?
All the chips and candy bars are family sized.
At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."
Stop, orphan joke!
Me: Jaiden telling orphan jokes to my friend.
That orphan behind me...
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.
Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.
They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.
Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?
A: Because it doesn't have a home button.
Stop the orphan jokes!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors?
Surrounded by loved ones.
What’s the difference between an orphan’s parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang came back.
What show has something orphans will never have?
American Dad!
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.