Orphans jokes
Why do orphans play Sims?
Because they can make themselves a family.
Why can't orphans play catch?
Because they don't have parents to catch the ball.
What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan? Nothing; they don’t have parents.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What’s the difference between Apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Teacher: We have a new student. He's an orphan.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Student: His parents.
Why do orphans hate the internet?
Because on the internet, people have families.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.
I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
What's the difference between an orphan and a vegetable?
The vegetable gets picked.
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
Every Dorito bag for orphans is family sized.