Orphans jokes
Why can’t orphans live?
They don’t have parents.
Man: Oi, dude, why did you shoot the orphans!?
Other man: Because.
Man: Because why!?
Other man: Because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Why do orphans hate the letter F?
Because the F stands for the family that didn't want them.
Why do orphans only buy iPhone XS?
Because it has a home button.
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What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣
What does the F in orphan stand for?
FAMILY 😭😭
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Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
You're homeless, you orphan!
Why do orphans eat cereal with milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.
(Not an orphan joke).
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they've lost 2 towers.
Phone rings; "Are your parents home?"
Orphan; "Stop calling here!"
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
POV: Orphans rule the world.
God said, "I'm your dad," then kills himself.
The orphan: Waaaaaa!
Why do orphans like to play Minecraft?
Because they like to have a home.
Orphan jokes aren't to be made fun of.
They're just aimed at older audiences. Oh wait.
THEY AREN'T EVEN OLDER AGES.
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.