Why don't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't know where home is!
Orphans Jokes
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
What do you call an orphan when he's taking a photo?
Family photo.
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call daddy.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait!
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Orphan who needs a parent!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to!
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
Teacher: Anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Teacher: Something that is real, kid.
Orphan: My family.
Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why did the orphan kill himself?
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
