Orphans jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What do you call the type of photo an orphan takes?
A selfie.
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
What is an orphan's most relatable movie?
"Home Alone."
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
Why can't orphans play poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Say your joke in the comments.
What can orphans not do in school?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
To be wanted.