Orphans jokes
Why do orphans only buy iPhone XS?
Because it has a home button.
What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣
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Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Phone rings; "Are your parents home?"
Orphan; "Stop calling here!"
I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.
What does the F in orphan stand for?
FAMILY 😭😭
*IT'S DEPRESSING THIS PAGE EXISTS*
POV: Orphans rule the world.
God said, "I'm your dad," then kills himself.
The orphan: Waaaaaa!
Why do orphans like to play Minecraft?
Because they like to have a home.
Orphan jokes aren't to be made fun of.
They're just aimed at older audiences. Oh wait.
THEY AREN'T EVEN OLDER AGES.
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?
They have no one to call "daddy."
You're homeless, you orphan!
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
Why do orphans eat cereal with milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.
(Not an orphan joke).
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they've lost 2 towers.
What do you call the type of photo an orphan takes?
A selfie.