Orphans jokes
What is an orphan's most relatable movie?
"Home Alone."
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
Why can't orphans play poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why do orphans have no parents?
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What can orphans not do in school?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
To be wanted.
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
You're an orphan.
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
I got hired by an orphan to commit crimes, so he could become wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.
Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?
Their parents.