Orphans jokes
What's the best part of being an orphan?
All the chips and candy bars are family sized.
I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.
POV: Orphans rule the world.
God said, "I'm your dad," then kills himself.
The orphan: Waaaaaa!
Why do orphans like to play Minecraft?
Because they like to have a home.
Me: Jaiden telling orphan jokes to my friend.
That orphan behind me...
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.
(Not an orphan joke).
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they've lost 2 towers.
Stop the orphan jokes!
At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."
Stop, orphan joke!
Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?
A: Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.
They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.
I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
What do you call the type of photo an orphan takes?
A selfie.
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.