Orphans jokes
Orphans can't find the home page.
You're homeless, you orphan!
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."
POV: Orphans rule the world.
God said, "I'm your dad," then kills himself.
The orphan: Waaaaaa!
Me: Jaiden telling orphan jokes to my friend.
That orphan behind me...
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
Stop the orphan jokes!
Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?
A: Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
What do you call the type of photo an orphan takes?
A selfie.
Phone rings; "Are your parents home?"
Orphan; "Stop calling here!"
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.
What does the F in orphan stand for?
FAMILY 😭😭
*IT'S DEPRESSING THIS PAGE EXISTS*
Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.