Orphans jokes
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.
Orphan: I don’t have parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they have no home.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.
And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t run to home.
Why can’t orphans have milk?
Because their dad never came back.
Why is there only 363 days in an orphan calendar? Because they don't have Mother's Day or Father's Day.
Why do orphans go to church so they can call someone "father?"
Why can't orphans play cricket? Because they can't find home.
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
Bleach solves so many problems:
Stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation of orphans.
What flour do orphans use whilst making cakes? Self-raising.
Why do orphans want parents? Because they don't want to be left out.
Why can't orphans play football?
Because they can't be on the home team.
Why couldn't the orphan go on a school trip?
A parent's signature was required.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.