Orphans jokes
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
FRIEND: Hey, want to come to my house?
LONELY ORPHAN/TRUMP: Want to come to my orphange?
FRIEND: Dude, I'm blocking you!
LONELY ORPHAN: :(
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 😭😭
Why can't orphan kids play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they have no home.
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
Why can't orphans play cricket? Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: They don’t have a home to run back to.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
They never reached home.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Are you my mommy?
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never find home.
Orphan: I want to kill my parents.
Random kid: I don’t think you have the facilities to do that, big man.