Orphans jokes
What would an orphan ask for Christmas?
"A someone."
Stop! Stop the orphan jokers!
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
FRIEND: Hey, want to come to my house?
LONELY ORPHAN/TRUMP: Want to come to my orphange?
FRIEND: Dude, I'm blocking you!
LONELY ORPHAN: :(
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
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Why do orphans love playing with boomerangs? Because it always comes back.
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
What does the PH stand for in "orphan"?
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?
A family photo.
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"