Orphans jokes
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
They don't know what a house is.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t find the home button!
Teacher: Describe a penguin.
Student: Black, white, beak.
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan.
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, no family.
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow.
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes.
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
There was an orphan once, and someone knocks on his door and said, "Hello, son, come and hug me." But the orphan says, "Excuse me, who are you?" and the guy says, "You don't remember me? I'm your dad." And then the orphan says, "Fine then, if you're really my dad, come inside and let me ask you some questions." And the man says, "OK then, but I am really your dad." Then the orphan asked some questions to the man, and the man gets some of them right, so the orphan believes that the man is his dad. And then the orphan says, "You really are my dad?" and then he shows his dad his house, and the orphan has a roommate, and the dad and the orphan finally get to the bedroom, and then the dad knocks out the orphan, and then the dad starts to have something with the orphan/son, and the roommate hears weird noises in the orphan's/son's room, and he walks in and sees them having sex, and the roommate records it but then kicks the dad out of the house, and then the roommate shares the video to the orphan's school chat, and then the next day the dad gets arrested because he was actually a gay nonce, and everybody at the orphan's school calls him gay, but he really isn't, but since he was mad and disgusted, he pulled an AK47 out of his bag and kills everybody in the school and was never seen again.
Btw this is a joke so don't take it seriously.
I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
What is an orphan's favorite costume? Batman!
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans go to church?
Because there they have a father.
Damn, y'all hit it hard with orphan jokes.
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
What school can’t orphans go to?
Home school.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
Q: What does an orphan call a selfie of themself?
A: A family portrait.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they miss Mother’s Day and Father’s Day.
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?
Home Depot.
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.