Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
There's a home button.
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.
What is the best part of being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family sized.
Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?
Because they're home alone themselves!
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why can’t an orphan take medicine?
They need parental supervision.
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
When an orphan finds out who their parents are, and then finds out they're dead.
I'm an orphan, so kidnap me.
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.
Why can’t orphans go to a family restaurant?
Because there’s no family.
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
What store do orphans never go to?
Home Depot 🤣
Q: Why can orphans never be criminals?
A: Because they're never wanted.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.