Orphans jokes
Why don't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.
What movie do orphans hate? "Home."
Why did the orphan commit a crime?
Because they wanted to be wanted!
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
There's a home button.
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
Why did the doctor turn the orphan down?
Because he is a family doctor.
Why are orphans gay? To call someone "daddy."
I'm an orphan, so kidnap me.
Why can’t orphans go to a family restaurant?
Because there’s no family.
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Friend: What are you doing?
Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.
Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"
Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?
Friend: But you're an orphan.
Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because no one loves them.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."