What is an orphan's role model?
Batman.
Orphans Jokes
Why can't orphans go to spelling bees? Because they can't spell "home."
What's yellow and can't swim? A school bus full of orphans.
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
What does the PH stand for in "orphan"?
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
I love these orphan jokes. It's not like they're gonna go tell their parents. ☠
Why can’t orphans go to a family restaurant?
Because there’s no family.
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
Why are orphans gay? To call someone "daddy."
Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?
Friend: But you're an orphan.
Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because no one loves them.
Why did the orphan commit a crime?
Because they wanted to be wanted!
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Friend: What are you doing?
Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.
Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
There's a home button.
Why did the doctor turn the orphan down?
Because he is a family doctor.
Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.
What movie do orphans hate? "Home."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
