Orphans jokes
Why do orphans love playing with boomerangs? Because it always comes back.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
What does the PH stand for in "orphan"?
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
What's yellow and can't swim? A school bus full of orphans.
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
I love these orphan jokes. It's not like they're gonna go tell their parents. ☠
Why do orphans love school?
'Cause people actually come back.
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?
Because they're home alone themselves!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.
Q: What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
A: Apples get picked.
I made a website for orphans. The thing is, there was no homepage.
Why do orphans hate the internet?
Because on the internet, people have families.
Why can’t an orphan take medicine?
They need parental supervision.
What is the best part of being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family sized.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.