Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
When the teacher dismissed the class to go home,
The orphan asked, "Where do I go?"
The teacher replied, "Home."
The orphan said, "Catch me on the streets then!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Orphan, why can’t I watch a PG movie?
Because they are Parental Guidance.
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they have someone to call "Father."
What do orphans get at restaurants?
The family meal.
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
Why are so many people mean to orphans?
They can’t cry to their parents.
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
I wish I could kill my family, but you realize you're an orphan.
Why can't orphans go on school field trips? Parent Signature: _______
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they actually come back.
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
In the morning, I become a cereal killer. Stepped on a corn flake.
Then there was the run-in with a pair of orphaned Rice Krispies. Snap. Crackle. No pop.
I've been taken into custody as a cereal offender and am about to be put on trial in Food Court. I fully expect them to sentence me to Life.
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
Why does a girl orphan want a boyfriend?
To finally call someone Daddy!
A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."