Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?
Because they don't have homes.
What do you call an orphan selfie?
A family photo.
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
Why can orphans only have iPhone 13s?
Because there is no home button.
Monster: “I will devour your family.”
Orphan: “Oh.”
If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.
Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!
What did the kid say to the orphan?
"Well, at least I have parents!"
What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.
What did the orphan say to the adopter?
Nothing, he just stared.
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
It can’t find home.