Orphans jokes
Why can orphans never go on field trips?
Because they can’t get a parent signature.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?
He was not worth keeping.
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home.
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?
Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
What did the kid say to the orphan?
"Well, at least I have parents!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."