Orphans jokes
Friend: Hi.
Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?
Friend: Me?
Me: Damn, no, not you.
Friend: Then who?
Me: The orphan kid.
I guess we're the same.
Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told “go big or go home,” they only had one option.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Where can't orphans park?
Parent child.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?
At least the mistake was loved.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
What's the difference between bounties and orphans?
The bounty is wanted.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
Orphans don't like "Family Feud."
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?
Because there is no home button.
Why did the orphan go to rob the bank? Because he wanted to be wanted! >:D
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home base is.
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
What's the difference between me and an orphan?
At least my dad came back.