Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
Orphans Jokes
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.
What is the difference between you and an orphan?
Orphans have zero family.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
What's the difference between me and an orphan?
At least my dad came back.
What is Batman like?
He is an orphan.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Guy: Are you gay? I'm orphan.
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
Why do orphans not get family size [items]?
Because they don’t have a family to share with.
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
