Orphans jokes
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
Orphan, sorry.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they won't know where home plate is.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they never make it home.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
Why was the orphan so successful? They said "go big or go home," but he could not do the second.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
What is the similarity between an orphan and the new Spider-Man movie, "There's No Way Home"?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t have a home to go to.