Orphans jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't see home.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
What is the difference between you and an orphan?
Orphans have zero family.
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Because they don't have a parent's signature.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
What did the kid say to the orphan?
"Well, at least I have parents!"
What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."
Why can't orphans play games?
Parents signed.
Why can't an orphan play baseball in China?
They can't find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.