Orphans jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can go 1, 2, 3 but they can’t go home. 🤣
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
What show can’t orphans watch?
Family Guy.
Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?
They cannot run home.
Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.
An orphan walks into a shop but gets lost, so he calls his mum but then remembers.
I gave an orphan an iPhone with no home button.
Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can never find home.
Why did an orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?