Orphans jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Why did orphans eat ice cream cones?
Because they can't eat a family pack.
What show can’t orphans watch?
Family Guy.
Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?
They cannot run home.
Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.
An orphan walks into a shop but gets lost, so he calls his mum but then remembers.
What do you call a picture of an orphan? A selfie.
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
Why do orphans go to church?
They have someone to call "father" there.
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can never do a home run.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.