Orphans jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
Why can't orphans play paintball?
Because they don't have parent supervision.
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
Why can't orphans go to Costco?
Because it's a family shop.
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t find the home button!
How do you make an orphan clap until his hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.
Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.
What's the difference between a dog and an orphan? The dog gets picked.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
You know that the F in orphan may stand for family, but it actually stands for "fuck family."
Harry Potter is now Harry Orphan.
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
What is the difference between an orphan and a bandit?
One's wanted.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.