Orphans jokes

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What's the difference between orphans and apple trees?

The apples actually get picked.

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What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.

It's not like they can tell their parents.

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The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.

The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.

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Teacher: I am an orphan.

Students: Oof.

Teacher: Is there anyone missing?

Students: Your parents!

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What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?

Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they can’t find their way home.

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Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?

Because they can't add a home page.

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Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?

Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."

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What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.

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Why do orphans hate big bags of chips?

Because they are family sized :,)