Orphans jokes
One day, I saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" I said, "His parents."
What did the orphan say to his parents? Nothing, cause they left him.
Girl: "Come over."
Orphan: "I can't."
Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)"
Orphan: "Oh cool, something we have in common."
Why do orphans like boomerangs so much?
Because they come back.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
Dark humor jokes about orphans are funny because no parents are gonna be told.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
Guys, we should stop doing orphan jokes, their parents will be wait......... continue.
When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What does one orphan say to another orphan on Opposite Day? "Do you want to go home?"
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
Why do orphans like milk so much?
Because they got no milk as a baby.
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day.
What is an orphan's favorite superhero? Batman.
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.