Orphans jokes
What's the difference between orphans and apple trees?
The apples actually get picked.
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Teacher: I am an orphan.
Students: Oof.
Teacher: Is there anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.
What do you call a picture of an orphan? A selfie.
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?
Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
Why do orphans hate big bags of chips?
Because they are family sized :,)
Orphans are banned in Alabama.