There are 365 days in a year. Orphans have 363 because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day.
Orphans Jokes
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never hit a homerun.
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.
Why can’t an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because it was family size.
Why can't orphans smoke?
They don't have parents ._.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
They have no mother's or father's day.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
