Orphans jokes
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
How do you make orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap for their parents to come back.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
You can hit an orphan, because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
Why do orphans play baseball?
That’s the only way they can run to home.
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make it clap until its parents come home.
Why can't an orphan go to school?
They have no one to sign the parent signature.
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
The "F" in "Orphan" stands for "Famulu."
Q: Why did the orphan buy an iPhone X?
A: Because it has no home button.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it’s a family company.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.