Orphans jokes
Orphan: I want to be a relator.
Teacher: Why?
Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
What show does an orphan hate?
Family Guy.
What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because they thought they saw their parents. (Plot twist: the orphan got ran over.)
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn't have a homepage.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Say your joke in the comments.
I smacked an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
The "f" in orphan stands for family.
Except there is no "f."
Why do orphans love school?
'Cause people actually come back.
Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"
The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"
What kind of videos can't orphans watch?
Family-friendly content.
Why do orphans have an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
Why can’t orphans eat cereal?
It says, "Family size."
Why do the orphans keep going back to the orphan home?
Because they got no home to go to, yeah, please like this and laugh because I got no one to read this.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣