Orphans jokes
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
What's an orphan's favorite toy? A boomerang, because it comes back.
The reason why orphans can't play baseball is because they can't find home.
Why was the orphan eating cereal with water? Because he has no dad to bring him milk.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they couldn't run home.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
(If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now.)
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?
Because he didn’t do his homework.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why don't orphans have phones?
Because they have no home buttons.
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
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I LOVE ORPHANS!