Orphans jokes
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming"
I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
What do you call an adopted orphan?
Wanted.
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
Yesterday I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
Why can't orphans play sports?
They don't know what a home team is.
Why can't an orphan have an iPad?
They can't find the home button.
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.