Orphans jokes
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.
The difference between an apple and an orphan is that the apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
Yesterday I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home.
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
Why can't orphans buy chips?
Because they're family sized!
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
Why can't an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because the chip was family size.
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.