Orphans jokes
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?
Orphan: I don't have a family.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans play baseball?
That’s the only way they can run to home.
So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Q: Why can't orphans do homework? A: They don't have a home to do it at.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!