Orphans jokes
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they have someone to call "Father."
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.
Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never hit a homerun.
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
Why can’t an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because it was family size.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they don’t have anybody to call “daddy.”
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.