Orphans jokes
Why do orphans love going to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they have someone to call "Father."
Buy KFC = 1 dead orphan in your house.
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.
The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
Did you know an apple and an orphan are different.
An apple gets picked.
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
What do orphans call a family photo?
A selfie.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What's an orphan's favorite game to play on Roblox? The game Adopt Me.
I bully orphans. What are they gonna do? Cry to their parents?
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.