Orphans jokes
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
Guys, we should stop doing orphan jokes, their parents will be wait......... continue.
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
Did you know an apple and an orphan are different.
An apple gets picked.
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
I made a website for orphans, but it wouldn’t let me put a homepage.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have got no home to run to.
Why didn't the doctor help the orphan?
Because he was a family doctor!
Why do orphans love going to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.