Orphans jokes
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
What does an orphan call a family portrait?
A selfie.
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they can't call anyone their dad.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What does the "f" stand for in orphan?
Family.
If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don't know what a full house is.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: Why?
Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.
Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.
Man: Why?
Kid: I'm an orphan.
Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!
(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")
What show do orphans never watch?
"Fuller House."
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
An orphan died. No one cared, why? Who is supposed to spread the word? His parents.
Q: What can't teachers say to orphans?
A: "I'm calling your parents!"
What shows do orphans dream of?
Full House or Fuller House.
What do a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's dad? The clock comes back around.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
He wanted to be wanted! 😢😂