Orphans jokes
Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
He could never get a home run.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they can't call anyone their dad.
What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can actually call home.
Stop bullying orphans!
What if they tell their parents?
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why can't an orphan go to school?
They have no one to sign the parent signature.
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps?
Because it's family size! 😂
The difference between an apple and an orphan is that the apple gets picked.
Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?
Orphan: I don't have a family.
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
Why can't an orphan go to S. C. Johnson?
Because it's family owned.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
What's an orphan's selfie called?
A family portrait.
So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?