Orphans jokes
So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.
Why can't orphans go to a school field trip?
Because he needs the parent's signature.
I saw a little boy begging for money.
I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yes, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents!"
The difference between an apple and an orphan is that the apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
What's an orphan's favorite game to play on Roblox? The game Adopt Me.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
Orphan, they're enough of a joke.
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
What do orphans call a family photo?
A selfie.
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Full House."
What do you call an adopted orphan?
Wanted.