Orphans jokes
We should stop being mean to orphans.
We should be cruel instead.
What’s one thing that an orphan can never get in poker?
A full house.
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because that’s the only love they will get.
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
Why can orphans only watch G-rated movies?
Because they have no parental guidance.
What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One of them is picked.
What is an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
What's the difference between a puppy and an orphan?
Puppies get adopted.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.
What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't run home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find their home.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion?
Me time.
How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What movie does an orphan hate?
"Spider-Man: Far From Home."
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
They can't find the home button.