Orphans jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because the iPhone X doesn't have a home button.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked, and the other doesn’t.
I made a website about orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Why do orphans only have iPhone 10+?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why do orphans have only 363 days in their calendar year?
Because they don't have father's and mother's days.
I went to jail because I gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days.
(I deleted Mother's Day and Father's Day.)
Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.
Why does an orphan's year only have 363 days? Because it's missing Mother's and Father's Day.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have mothers' and Father’s Day.
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?
Because they can't make themselves at home.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents.
April Fool's Day: Go tell an orphan their parents are back.
Orphan: Where... Oh.
What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
Why can't the orphan run past third base?
'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
An orphan boy at my school did really badly on a test and started crying. I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”