Orphans jokes
What an upside to being an orphan!
There's things called family-size bags.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't run home.
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.
When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.
What's an orphan's second favorite movie?
Home Alone 2.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me!
What’s one thing that an orphan can never get in poker?
A full house.
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because that’s the only love they will get.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because the iPhone X doesn't have a home button.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? 'Cause they can’t find home plate.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Meet the Family."
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?