Orphans jokes
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
Why does an orphan eat cereal with water? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait/A selfie.
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
What do you call it when orphans take a family photo? A selfie!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play rounders?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t get to home run!
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
To be wanted.
What is a selfie of an orphan called?
A family photo.
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
Kid: There is no "f" in "orphan."
There is no family.