Orphans jokes
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
Why is daonlyjuanhere an orphan?
Because he is the only one.
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips? Because they need parent permission.
Why did the orphans go to the church?
Because they need someone to call "father."
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans eat a big bag of chips?
They are family sized.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"
Why do orphans have only 363 days in their calendar year?
Because they don't have father's and mother's days.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
I went to jail because I gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days.
(I deleted Mother's Day and Father's Day.)
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They ain't got no home to run to.
Do you know what the F in orphan is for...
Family.
Does a midget count as an orphan?
What do a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.