Orphans jokes
What is an orphan's dream?
To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
What show do orphans hate?
"American Dad."
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
Kid: There is no "f" in "orphan."
There is no family.
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What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
Why did the orphan scream "wolf"? Because people actually came back.
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
What type of pictures do orphans take?
Selfies.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He didn't know where home was.
Why does an orphan eat cereal with water? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
They can never find home.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?
Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.