Orphans jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What did the orphan say to the blind kid?\n\n"Hey, we both can't see our parents!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
Boy: The F in orphan stands for family.
Orphan: But there’s no F in orphan.
Boy: Exactly!
So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
What's an orphan's favorite song? Gimme Shelter.
Why can’t orphans live?
They don’t have parents.
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why was the Orphan boy gay?
So he can call someone Daddy.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
Why can't orphans buy chips?
Because they're family sized!
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?