Orphans jokes
Q: What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A: A family picture.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.
Why can't orphans have a big bag of chips?
Because they're family sized!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Only one is wanted.
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman?
Two family reunions!
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can’t hit a home run.
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They don't have anyone to call "daddy."
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans get a job?
Because they don't have a home.
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.