Orphans jokes
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Heh, stupid orphan.
What is the other word for an orphan?
Paren't.
Why do orphans like being criminals?
Because then someone actually wants them.
What is a show an orphan will never be able to relate to?
"Full House".
Why can't orphans score in baseball?
They can't find home.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
A baseball player has a home to run to.
Let's go punch some orphans, who are they gonna tell, their parents? 🤣🤣🤣
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
What is an orphan's dream?
To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.
Why can't orphans have a big bag of chips?
Because they're family sized!
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.