Orphans jokes
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
If an orphan takes a selfie, it is a family photo.
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
What do you call it when orphans take a family photo? A selfie!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they like to feel wanted!
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
Why do orphans have cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?
"It has no home button."
How come orphans know how to do laundry?
Cause that's usually the mom's job.
What flowers do orphans use?...
Self-raising flour.