Orphans jokes
I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they can't find the home button.
Q: What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A: A family picture.
Why don’t orphans like baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why do orphans want parents? Because they don't want to be left out.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What show do orphans hate?
"American Dad."
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have mothers' and Father’s Day.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why do orphans have criminal records?
So they can be wanted.
Why can't orphans complete homework?
Because they have no home!
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play rounders?
Because they don't know where home is.
What do you call it when orphans take a family photo? A selfie!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.