Orphans jokes
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait/A selfie.
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
Why can’t an orphan go on the field trip?
Answer: They don’t have a parent’s signature.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
What happens at the orphanage be like:
The orphans: “HE IS THE MESSIAH!”
April Fool's Day: Go tell an orphan their parents are back.
Orphan: Where... Oh.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have mothers' and Father’s Day.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why don’t orphans like baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why do orphans have criminal records?
So they can be wanted.
Why can't orphans complete homework?
Because they have no home!
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
Why can't orphans play rounders?
Because they don't know where home is.
What is a selfie of an orphan called?
A family photo.
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!