Orphans jokes
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
God: You're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why is there only 363 days in an orphan calendar? Because they don't have Mother's Day or Father's Day.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion?
Me time.
Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan is more capable of speaking clearly.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why do orphans like milk so much?
Because they got no milk as a baby.
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
Why was an orphan loving school?
Because the people actually came back.
What do you do when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.
What actor do orphans hate?
Dom Terreto (family).
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
I asked an orphan where his parents were. Then I remembered, they're gone.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."