Orphans jokes
Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What does the M and D in "orphan" stand for?
"Mum" and "Dad."
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
If an orphan takes a selfie, it is a family photo.
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Only one is wanted.
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
How do you call a mirror and an orphan?
Family reunion.
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman?
Two family reunions!
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can’t hit a home run.
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t hit home runs.
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
Why do most orphans become criminals?
Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.