Orphans jokes
I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why can't orphans complete homework?
Because they have no home!
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
Why can't orphans play rounders?
Because they don't know where home is.
What do you call it when orphans take a family photo? A selfie!
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait/A selfie.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
Why do orphans only have iPhone 10+?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why don’t orphans like baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why do orphans have criminal records?
So they can be wanted.
April Fool's Day: Go tell an orphan their parents are back.
Orphan: Where... Oh.
So sad that orphans can't watch Family Feud. 😔
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."