Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans get a job?
Because they don't have a home.
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
Why can't Orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?
One gets picked for games.
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?
Because they can't make themselves at home.
Why can't orphans ever be criminals?
He is not wanted.
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
Why do orphans become criminals?
To feel what it is like to be wanted.
I am an orphan...
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.