Orphans jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans have a big bag of chips?
Because they're family sized!
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? Because they don’t get homesick.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite event? Their birthday!
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
What do you call it when orphans take a family photo? A selfie!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
Why did the orphan scream "wolf"? Because people actually came back.
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?
A: Because when you're there, you're family.
Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.
Guy: Where are they then?
Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!