Orphans jokes
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What is a selfie of an orphan called?
A family photo.
What do you call an orphan in Alabama?
A virgin.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He had no home to run to!
Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.
Why can't orphans have a big bag of chips?
Because they're family sized!
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
Why does an orphan eat cereal with water? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
To be wanted.
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait/A selfie.
Why can’t an orphan go on the field trip?
Answer: They don’t have a parent’s signature.
What happens at the orphanage be like:
The orphans: “HE IS THE MESSIAH!”
So sad that orphans can't watch Family Feud. 😔