Orphans jokes
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Friend: Why?
Me: Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?
One is played with.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait/A selfie.
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
What happens at the orphanage be like:
The orphans: “HE IS THE MESSIAH!”
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
Why can't orphans play rounders?
Because they don't know where home is.
What do you call it when orphans take a family photo? A selfie!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.