Orphans jokes
If you killed an orphan's family... oh wait!
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan. I mean, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"
Why do orphans drink water with cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Orphans don't like family sized chips, I wonder why.
Why is daonlyjuanhere an orphan?
Because he is the only one.
Orphan jokes protest. Anonymous.
Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun!
Comments:
Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny!
Shut up: Shut up!
Liv: Gwen stop!!
Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!!!!!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?
They both have no way home.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Never tell an orphan about a family matter; they wouldn't understand.
What's an orphan's favorite game to play on Roblox? The game Adopt Me.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy".
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
What do orphans play on Roblox?
Adopt Me.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.