Orphans jokes
I made a website for orphans, but it wouldn’t let me put a homepage.
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
He could never get a home run.
Why do orphans always come back?
Because I love cock.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Stop bullying orphans!
What if they tell their parents?
Why did the orphan take a selfie?
Because he wanted a family portrait.
Why can you bully an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they can't call anyone their dad.
Why did the orphan turn gay?
A: Because he wanted someone to call him "daddy."
Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?
Me: The boomerang came back.
Why didn't the doctor help the orphan?
Because he was a family doctor!
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Both can't see their parents.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Why do orphans always become criminals?
Because they want to feel wanted.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
What's the difference between a boomerang and parents to an orphan?
The boomerang comes back.