Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they can't call anyone their dad.
Why did the orphan turn gay?
A: Because he wanted someone to call him "daddy."
What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can actually call home.
Buy KFC = 1 dead orphan in your house.
Why do orphans play with boomerangs?
Because they come back.
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Why do orphans always become criminals?
Because they want to feel wanted.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
Why do orphans always come back?
Because I love cock.
What's the difference between a boomerang and parents to an orphan?
The boomerang comes back.
I made a website about orphans.
Sadly, it doesn't have a home page.
Why did the orphan take a selfie?
Because he wanted a family portrait.
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
What’s a orphan's fav movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.