Orphans jokes
How do you make orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap for their parents to come back.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
You can hit an orphan, because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make it clap until its parents come home.
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it has no home button.
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? "Going Home."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
What's an orphan's selfie called?
A family portrait.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.