Orphans jokes
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked, and the other doesn't.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go home :)
Once I said to an orphan, "What the 'F' means in 'orphan'?"
He replied, "There's no 'F'."
Me: "There's no family."
Why can't orphans have sex?
They don't know who daddy is.
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
When an orphan takes a picture, it’s a family portrait.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because it has no home button.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because there was a dad on the other side.
Why do orphans play GTA? So they can be wanted.
An orphan goes to a family restaurant with her doll.
"I'm sorry but you can't be here," said the man. "This is a family restaurant." The orphan said, "This is my family," then pointed to her doll.
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father!"
Why can orphans only hit a triple in baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?
Because they don’t know where home is.