Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
There is a twist with being an orphan: every bag of chips is family sized.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.
Bread is like an orphan: plain and stale and no fam.
Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home ;)
Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.
If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
Why was the orphan so bad at baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Orphan's prayer: In the name of the Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit. Amen.
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.
An orphan died. No one cared, why? Who is supposed to spread the word? His parents.
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
To have someone to call "daddy!"
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
Why did the orphan turn gay?
A: Because he wanted someone to call him "daddy."
What’s a orphan's fav movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.