Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.
What do you call a selfie taken by an orphan?
A family portrait.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
Why can't orphans buy chips?
Because they're family sized!
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To buy a house.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
Why can't an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because the chip was family size.
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
Yesterday I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home.
Why do orphans eat their breakfast with water?
Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.