Orphans jokes
The orphan wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?
Me: The boomerang came back.
Why didn't the doctor help the orphan?
Because he was a family doctor!
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.
The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.
Guys, we should stop doing orphan jokes, their parents will be wait......... continue.
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
Did you know an apple and an orphan are different.
An apple gets picked.
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
Why do orphans love going to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.