Orphans jokes
One day an orphan threw a boomerang. It's not the only thing that didn't come back.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Me: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Me: Not your family.
What is an orphan's most relatable movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Why do orphans prefer iPhones under the iPhone X? Because they have a home button.
why do orphans go to church?
because they can finally call someone "father."
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
An orphan was running down the road. A car pulled up and said, "Get in." So the orphan got in and said, "Where are we going?" The kidnapper said, "I'm taking you to my house." The orphan replied, "OML, ARE YOU ADOPTING ME!?"
I saw a kid crying yesterday, and I asked him, "Where are your parents?" Then he started crying harder.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
Teacher: "You can't be here after school without a parent!"
Orphan: -no response-
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
What was the orphan's name?
Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
Why can't orphan kids play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."