Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
What happens at the orphanage be like:
The orphans: “HE IS THE MESSIAH!”
So sad that orphans can't watch Family Feud. 😔
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they can't find the home button.
Q: What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A: A family picture.
Why do orphans have criminal records?
So they can be wanted.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the cow.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
We don't joke about orphans unless they have family. Then we assassinate the family.