Orphans jokes
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans score in baseball?
They can't find home.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
A baseball player has a home to run to.
Let's go punch some orphans, who are they gonna tell, their parents? 🤣🤣🤣
Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?
A: Because when you're there, you're family.
Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.
Guy: Where are they then?
Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He didn't know where home was.
What is an orphan's dream?
To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
Kid: There is no "f" in "orphan."
There is no family.
Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
They can never find home.
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What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
Why did the orphan scream "wolf"? Because people actually came back.
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.