Orphans jokes
What does the M and D in "orphan" stand for?
"Mum" and "Dad."
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
How do you call a mirror and an orphan?
Family reunion.
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
Kid: There is no "f" in "orphan."
There is no family.
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Why couldn't the orphan have the bag of chips?
It was family size.
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
What flowers do orphans use?...
Self-raising flour.
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
Why do orphans want a phone so bad?
Because it has a home button.
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
What relationship status fits an orphan?
Single.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
Because they don't know what a full house is :(
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
Parent signature: _________
Teacher: I was an orphan as a child.
Student: Sorry to hear.
Teacher: Is anyone missing today?
Student: Your parents.