Orphans jokes
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
- Home Alone
If you killed an orphan's family... oh wait!
Where do orphans shop?
Home Bargains.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?
One is played with.
So sad that orphans can't watch Family Feud. 😔
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why do orphans only have iPhone 10+?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Q: What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A: A family picture.