Orphans jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year?
Because they don't have a Mother's and Father's Day.
Heh, stupid orphan.
Why don't orphans understand dad jokes?
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
What is the other word for an orphan?
Paren't.
What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?
Chlamydia.
Why do orphans like being criminals?
Because then someone actually wants them.
What is a show an orphan will never be able to relate to?
"Full House".
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
Do you know what the "f" in "orphan" stands for? Family. Oh wait, there is no "f."
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They don't have anyone to call "daddy."
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?