Orphans jokes
We don't joke about orphans unless they have family. Then we assassinate the family.
What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?
People actually have a use for one of them.
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
Teacher: I was an orphan as a child.
Student: Sorry to hear.
Teacher: Is anyone missing today?
Student: Your parents.
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans like being criminals?
Because then someone actually wants them.
What is a show an orphan will never be able to relate to?
"Full House".
Let's go punch some orphans, who are they gonna tell, their parents? 🤣🤣🤣
Why can't orphans score in baseball?
They can't find home.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
A baseball player has a home to run to.
What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?
One is played with.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? Because they don’t get homesick.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite event? Their birthday!
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
Why can’t an orphan go on the field trip?
Answer: They don’t have a parent’s signature.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
What happens at the orphanage be like:
The orphans: “HE IS THE MESSIAH!”
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have mothers' and Father’s Day.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.