Orphans jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it always comes back.
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Why was an orphan loving school?
Because the people actually came back.
Why do orphans become criminals?
To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans love going to church?
So they can call someone "father."
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.
Why can't the orphan run past third base?
'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
"A selfie."
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
I am an orphan...
Why do orphans hate the letter FMD? Because F stands for "family," M stands for "mom," and D stands for "dad."
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?
Neither can be found.
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Only one is wanted.