Orphans jokes
Why are orphans whores?
Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃
Orphan: I dip my Oreos in water.
Me: Why?
Orphan: Because my dad did not come back with the milk.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Everyone punch orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why is an orphan gay? Because they can call somebody "daddy."
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To make them feel wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar, they just can’t seem to find one.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Do you know the F in "orphan" stands for family?
There is no F in "orphan".
Exactly.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.
Orphan: I want to be like Batman.
Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."