Orphans jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
What do Orphans say on Father's Day?
Well, not "Happy Father's Day."
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
I made a website for orphans, but there's no homepage.
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar, they just can’t seem to find one.
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
Why do orphans play baseball?
That’s the only way they can run to home.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.
Why can't an orphan go to S. C. Johnson?
Because it's family owned.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?
Orphan: I don't have a family.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.