Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
Orphans Jokes
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.
Why do orphans play baseball?
That’s the only way they can run to home.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
What's an orphan's selfie called?
A family portrait.
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
The difference between an apple and an orphan is that the apple gets picked.
Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?
Orphan: I don't have a family.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
