Orphans jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.
What's the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.... (not the orphan)
What is the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked!
Girl: "Come over."
Orphan: "I can't."
Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)"
Orphan: "Oh cool, something we have in common."
Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.
joe: Are your mom and dad nice?
zozo: Well, they were until I murdered them over a bottle of Pringles.
joe: Oh, so you are an orphan and a murderer.
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.
I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.
Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Apple always gets picked.
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
Smack an orphan, what’s he gonna do... tell his parents?
I'm a family doctor and I wish I could help but... you're an orphan.
What's the best thing about beating up orphans?
They can't tell their parents.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home plate.