Orphans jokes
Why is an orphan gay? Because they can call somebody "daddy."
What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?
One gets picked.
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
Bully: Your mom hates you.
Orphan: I don't have parents ;)
Why are orphans whores?
Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To make them feel wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
Stop bullying orphans!
What if they tell their parents?
Why can you bully an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
To have someone to call "daddy!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Do you know the F in "orphan" stands for family?
There is no F in "orphan".
Exactly.
Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?
Me: The boomerang came back.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
He could never get a home run.