Orphans jokes
I made a website about orphans.
Sadly, it doesn't have a home page.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why did the orphan take a selfie?
Because he wanted a family portrait.
Why can you bully an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
What’s a orphan's fav movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
He could never get a home run.
What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can actually call home.
Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they can't call anyone their dad.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Both can't see their parents.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Why do orphans always become criminals?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why do orphans always come back?
Because I love cock.
What's the difference between a boomerang and parents to an orphan?
The boomerang comes back.
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have got no home to run to.
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."