Orphans jokes
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can actually call home.
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
Where do orphans get stuff from?
The reject shop.
What do you call a rich orphan?
Batman.
I bully orphans. What are they gonna do? Cry to their parents?
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So it has someone to call father.