Orphans jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
I made a website for orphans, but there's no homepage.
What do Orphans say on Father's Day?
Well, not "Happy Father's Day."
Why can't male orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Do you know the F in "orphan" stands for family?
There is no F in "orphan".
Exactly.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
What’s a orphan's fav movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have got no home to run to.
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
The orphan wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can actually call home.
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
To have someone to call "daddy!"
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
Why do orphans play with boomerangs?
Because they come back.