Orphans jokes
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
Why couldn't the orphan have the bag of chips?
It was family size.
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?
What show do orphans hate?
"American Dad."
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
They can never find home.
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
To be wanted.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite event? Their birthday!
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? Because they don’t get homesick.
What do you call it when orphans take a family photo? A selfie!
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait/A selfie.