Orphans jokes
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
Parents' signature _______________________________
Who has no home?
Orphans.
I made a website for an orphan.
It had no homepage.
Why are orphans never in jail?
Because they're never wanted.
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because when he was told "go big or go home," he only had one option.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Orphans don't get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?
People actually have a use for one of them.
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.