Orphans jokes
Who has no home?
Orphans.
Why do orphans hate cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why are orphans never in jail?
Because they're never wanted.
What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.
I made a website for an orphan.
It had no homepage.
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
Why do orphans die young?
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because when he was told "go big or go home," he only had one option.
How did the orphan become famous?
By "go[ing] big or go[ing] home."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked, and the other doesn’t.
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
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What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.
Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To because he wanted to find home >:D
Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma?
Because there is a family reunion.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Orphans don't get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?
People actually have a use for one of them.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
One of them is actually loved.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.