Orphans jokes
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman?
Two family reunions!
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do most orphans become criminals?
Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "Daddy."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home to run back to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
How come orphans know how to do laundry?
Cause that's usually the mom's job.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.