Orphans jokes
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind orphan get for Christmas?
Cancer.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?
Because there is no home button.
Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.
Why is an orphan gay? Because they can call somebody "daddy."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples actually get picked.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
Why don't orphans understand dad jokes?
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a homepage.
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
Why do orphans play GTA5 so much?
So they could be wanted.
Why can’t orphans get married?
Because they were already given away.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
Why can't an orphan have milk?
His dad didn't come back with the milk.