Orphans jokes
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home to run back to.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What does the M and D in "orphan" stand for?
"Mum" and "Dad."
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.
Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans have cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?
"It has no home button."
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
I am an orphan...
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans not buy a keyboard? Because they can’t use the home button.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
Because they don't know what a full house is :(
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home base.