Orphans jokes
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Orphans don't get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?
People actually have a use for one of them.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
One of them is actually loved.
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
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Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.
Who has no home?
Orphans.
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked, and the other doesn’t.
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
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Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
So they could finally call someone "daddy."
What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.
Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "father."