Orphans jokes
What is an orphan's dream?
To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
Why does an orphan eat cereal with water? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans get a job?
Because they don't have a home.
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
Why can't Orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Why do orphans have cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "Daddy."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.