What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Orphans Jokes
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
Why do orphans use Samsung?
Because iPhones have home buttons.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I called an orphan Spiderman because he's "no way home."
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
- Home Alone
Where do orphans shop?
Home Bargains.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans hate cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans die young?
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
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Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
So they could finally call someone "daddy."
What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.
Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "father."
