Orphans jokes
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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple gets picked.
You know why orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their parents.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year? They don't have Mother's or Father's Day.
Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
What is the one feature an orphan kid's phone doesn't have that mine does?
A home button.
Why did Orphan become famous?
Because he didn't need parent permission.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball?
A: They can’t find home.
Teacher: "I used to be an orphan once."
Student: "That’s sad."
Teacher: "Anyways, who is away today?"
Student: "Your parents."
Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.
Why do orphans hate Christmas?
Father Christmas isn’t a thing.
Why do orphans love to go to church? Because they have someone to call father.
What does an orphan call a family photo taking a selfie?
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they wanna feel wanted.
What is an orphan’s favorite game? Adopt me.
What do you do when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.
What does one orphan say to another orphan on Opposite Day? "Do you want to go home?"