Orphans jokes
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
I made a website for orphans, but it did not have a home page.
What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?
At least the trash bag gets picked.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause there's no home base...
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What’s an orphan's high school nickname?
Lone stone.
What is an orphan's favorite costume? Batman!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked!
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple has a family tree.
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
Orphans have it lucky.
When teachers threaten to call parents, the orphans say, "Try me."
When teachers give homework, orphans say, "Where?"