Orphans jokes
When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
I am an orphan...
Why do orphans hate the letter FMD? Because F stands for "family," M stands for "mom," and D stands for "dad."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it always comes back.
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
Why was an orphan loving school?
Because the people actually came back.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
"A selfie."
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
Why do orphans have cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?
Neither can be found.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans love going to church?
So they can call someone "father."
Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they like to feel wanted!
Why do orphans become criminals?
To know what it’s like to be wanted.