Orphans jokes
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the cow.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Orphans don't get picked.
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call "daddy."
If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year?
Because they don't have a Mother's and Father's Day.
Why don't orphans understand dad jokes?
What is the other word for an orphan?
Paren't.
I came on for an orphan joke.
Then I realized they are a joke.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
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What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.
Why do orphans die young?
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.