Orphans jokes
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
How come orphans know how to do laundry?
Cause that's usually the mom's job.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What does the M and D in "orphan" stand for?
"Mum" and "Dad."
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Only one is wanted.
How do you call a mirror and an orphan?
Family reunion.
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
Do you know what the "f" in "orphan" stands for? Family. Oh wait, there is no "f."
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?
"It has no home button."
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home to run back to.