Orphans jokes
What do you call a selfie that an orphan takes?
A family picture.
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back.
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Where do orphans shop?
Home Bargains.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
We don't joke about orphans unless they have family. Then we assassinate the family.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Orphans don't get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?
People actually have a use for one of them.
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they like to feel wanted!
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."