Orphans jokes
I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.
To: The Orphan
From: ______
Why are orphans banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked, and the other doesn’t.
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
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What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
What TV series do orphans hate?
"House, M.D."
Why can't orphans make dad jokes? Because they don't have one.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
Why does an orphan's year only have 363 days? Because it's missing Mother's and Father's Day.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
One of them is actually loved.
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.