Orphans jokes
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To because he wanted to find home >:D
The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
What TV series do orphans hate?
"House, M.D."
Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma?
Because there is a family reunion.
The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.
Why can't orphans make dad jokes? Because they don't have one.
What do orphans call a family picture?
A selfy.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie? Home.
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.
Nobody still wanted them.
I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.
To: The Orphan
From: ______
Why are orphans banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?
Answer: Love.
What is a show an orphan will never be able to relate to?
"Full House".
Why can't orphans score in baseball?
They can't find home.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
A baseball player has a home to run to.