Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma?
Because there is a family reunion.
Orphans Jokes
Why can't orphans make dad jokes? Because they don't have one.
What do orphans call a family picture?
A selfy.
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.
Nobody still wanted them.
Why are orphans banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked!
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
Why don't orphans play tag?
Because there's no one to catch.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back.
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
