Orphans jokes
Do you know what the "f" in "orphan" stands for? Family. Oh wait, there is no "f."
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have a Mother’s and Father’s Day.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Why do orphans play baseball?
So they can touch home.
What do atoms and parents have in common to orphans? You can't see either of them.
What's the difference between an escaped prisoner and an orphan?
Only one is wanted.
Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's parents?
The clock actually comes back around.
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that their family photo?
What do Orphans say on Father's Day?
Well, not "Happy Father's Day."
What relationship status fits an orphan?
Single.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other one is just a watermelon.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?
“Because they always wanted a daddy.”
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan?
The teacher can’t give you homework.
Why can't orphans make dad jokes? Because they don't have one.
If you are going to make fun of someone, make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.