Orphans jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball? 'Cause they can’t find home plate.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Meet the Family."
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why does the orphan have water with its cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
What is an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
An orphan boy at my school did really badly on a test and started crying. I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
We should stop being mean to orphans.
We should be cruel instead.
Q: Why are orphans so successful? A: Because when they were younger, they got told, "Go big or go home," and only had one option.
What’s the difference between orphans and cars?
I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What an upside to being an orphan!
There's things called family-size bags.