Orphans jokes
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
How come orphans know how to do laundry?
Cause that's usually the mom's job.
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans love going to church?
So they can call someone "father."
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.
Why can't the orphan run past third base?
'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
"A selfie."
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they like to feel wanted!
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman?
Two family reunions!
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can’t hit a home run.
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They don't have anyone to call "daddy."
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?
"It has no home button."