Orphans jokes
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He had no home to run to!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
Why does an orphan eat cereal with water? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.
Why did the orphan scream "wolf"? Because people actually came back.
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?
A: Because when you're there, you're family.
Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.
Guy: Where are they then?
Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].
Why can't orphans complete homework?
Because they have no home!
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
What type of pictures do orphans take?
Selfies.
Hello, this is our fun CULT, haha, or CLUB, whatever you want!
Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
We don't joke about orphans unless they have family. Then we assassinate the family.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.