Orphans jokes
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?
Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause there's no home base...
Why do most orphans rob banks?
Because they just want to feel wanted.
Why does an orphan's year only have 363 days? Because it's missing Mother's and Father's Day.
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
Why do orphans use Samsung?
Because iPhones have home buttons.