Orphans jokes
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?
Chlamydia.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.
I made a website for an orphan.
It had no homepage.
Why are orphans never in jail?
Because they're never wanted.
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because when he was told "go big or go home," he only had one option.
How did the orphan become famous?
By "go[ing] big or go[ing] home."
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
So they could finally call someone "daddy."
Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "father."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To because he wanted to find home >:D
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?