Orphans jokes
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What happens when the orphan at school gets sent home?
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂
Why do orphans get offended by dark humor?
It doesn’t hit home.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until they see their parents.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
No wonder some of the phones today have no home buttons.
The makers were orphans.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost and calls for his mum, then remembers.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
They can't find the home button.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
What is the difference between an orphan and a snake?
A snake has a home to go to underground.