What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Orphans Jokes
If you killed an orphan's family... oh wait!
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
How did the orphan become famous?
By "go[ing] big or go[ing] home."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked, and the other doesn’t.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To because he wanted to find home >:D
What TV series do orphans hate?
"House, M.D."
The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie? Home.
I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.
To: The Orphan
From: ______
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?
Answer: Love.
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
Why does an orphan's year only have 363 days? Because it's missing Mother's and Father's Day.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
What do you call a selfie that an orphan takes?
A family picture.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family photo.
