Orphans jokes
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?
One gets picked for games.
Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t hit home runs.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it always comes back.
Why was an orphan loving school?
Because the people actually came back.
When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
I am an orphan...
Why do orphans hate the letter FMD? Because F stands for "family," M stands for "mom," and D stands for "dad."
Why do orphans become criminals?
To know what it’s like to be wanted.
What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?
Neither can be found.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He had no home to run to!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He didn't know where home was.