Orphans jokes
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
I called an orphan Spiderman because he's "no way home."
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
- Home Alone
If you killed an orphan's family... oh wait!
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What does an orphan call a family photo taking a selfie?
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home plate.