Orphans jokes
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year?
Because they don't have a Mother's and Father's Day.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple always gets picked.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
Why do most orphans rob banks?
Because they just want to feel wanted.
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
Why do orphans use Samsung?
Because iPhones have home buttons.
Orphan: Can I go outside?
Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.
Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family photo.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because the dad never came with the milk.
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
Why don't orphans play tag?
Because there's no one to catch.