Orphans jokes
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause there's no home base...
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
What's an orphan's second favorite movie?
Home Alone 2.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me!
Q: Why are orphans so successful? A: Because when they were younger, they got told, "Go big or go home," and only had one option.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because the iPhone X doesn't have a home button.
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Meet the Family."
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma?
Because there is a family reunion.
The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.
The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.
What do orphans call a family picture?
A selfy.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie? Home.
I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.
Nobody still wanted them.
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?
Answer: Love.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!