Orphans jokes
I saw a kid on the side of the road covered in rags and asked if he was an orphan. He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
Punch an orphan in the face what they gonna do? Tell there parents
Orphan's prayer: In the name of the Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit. Amen.
So, I had an orphan friend, and he asked me, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, I just wanted to remind you." Then I asked, "How are your parents?" After that, I never saw him again.
Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because it can’t find the home button.
What’s the difference between you and an orphan...
NOTHING!
Why do orphans go to the ancient pyramids for vacation?
In hope to find a mummy.
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
What type of flour do orphans use to bake with...? Self-raising flour!
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quickly Robin, to the Batmobile!"
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans not use iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Person: Where's your mom and dad?
Orphan: :(
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.