Orphans jokes
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.
Why do orphans become criminals?
To feel what it is like to be wanted.
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
Why do most orphans become criminals?
Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
Why couldn't the orphan have the bag of chips?
It was family size.
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
What flowers do orphans use?...
Self-raising flour.
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?
Because they can't make themselves at home.
Why can't orphans ever be criminals?
He is not wanted.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents.