Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
What’s an orphan's high school nickname?
Lone stone.
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.
What is an orphan's favorite costume? Batman!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked!
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Orphans have it lucky.
When teachers threaten to call parents, the orphans say, "Try me."
When teachers give homework, orphans say, "Where?"
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because the dad never came with the milk.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple always gets picked.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.