Orphans jokes
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
Why can’t an orphan go on the field trip?
Answer: They don’t have a parent’s signature.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
What happens at the orphanage be like:
The orphans: “HE IS THE MESSIAH!”
April Fool's Day: Go tell an orphan their parents are back.
Orphan: Where... Oh.
So sad that orphans can't watch Family Feud. 😔
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have mothers' and Father’s Day.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans only have iPhone 10+?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
Kid: There is no "f" in "orphan."
There is no family.
Why can't orphans play rounders?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait/A selfie.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."