Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Orphans Jokes
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?
Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."
Why do orphans go to church?
It’s the only place they can call someone “father.”
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."
Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
Why can’t orphans play catch?
They never had a dad to teach them.
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
I love orphans, so at least they know someone loves them.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
Why do the police never catch the orphan?
The orphan is not wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go home :)
If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why can orphans not play bingo?
Because they can't get a full house.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.
