Orphans jokes
What is an orphan’s favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
What do orphans get at restaurants?
The family meal.
Why can orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Me: "Hey, are your parents home?"
Orphan: "Stop calling here!"
Me in the corner.
Want to know the difference between an orphan and a flower??
Flowers get picked.
Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.
Why did the orphan have to eat his cereal with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
How many orphans does it take to change a light bulb?
Obviously more than three because my basement is still dark.
Why does an orphan go to a spelling bee?
So they can spell "home."
Why do orphans like belts?
They remind them of their father.
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
What's a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family size. T - T
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?