Orphans jokes
What is an orphan’s favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
What's a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family size. T - T
Why can't orphans open a family business?
Because there is no family.
How do you call a virgin girl in Alabama? An orphan.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family portrait.
Why was the orphan happy that he got in trouble at school?
Because the principal was going to call his parents.
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call DADDY! 😩
Q: Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: They come back, unlike their parents.
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
Why do orphans go to church?
They go there to finally call someone "father."
Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."
Why do orphans go to church?
It’s the only place they can call someone “father.”
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.