Orphans jokes
How many orphans does it take to change a light bulb?
Obviously more than three because my basement is still dark.
Why does an orphan go to a spelling bee?
So they can spell "home."
What’s 1+1?? The number of parents orphans don’t have!
Q: What can't teachers say to orphans?
A: "I'm calling your parents!"
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
Why can orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans like belts?
They remind them of their father.
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a home page!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To reunite with his parents.
Why was the orphan happy that he got in trouble at school?
Because the principal was going to call his parents.
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
What's a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family size. T - T
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
Me: "Hey, are your parents home?"
Orphan: "Stop calling here!"
Me in the corner.
Why did the orphan have to eat his cereal with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.