Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
Me: "Hey, are your parents home?"
Orphan: "Stop calling here!"
Me in the corner.
Why did the orphan have to eat his cereal with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
What's a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family size. T - T
What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans open a family business?
Because there is no family.
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family portrait.
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call DADDY! 😩
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
How do you call a virgin girl in Alabama? An orphan.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."
Why do orphans go to church?
It’s the only place they can call someone “father.”
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
Why do orphans go to church?
They go there to finally call someone "father."
Why do orphans love playing tennis?
Because it’s the only love they get.