Orphans jokes
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one.
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
What feature does an orphan's phone not have?
A home button.
Parents...
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.
What joke do you tell an orphan?
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not your parents.
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
If an orphan takes a selfie, isn't it basically a family portrait?
You know why orphans can't play baseball? 'Cause they can't find home.
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
What do orphans call their parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exist.
FRIEND: Hey, want to come to my house?
LONELY ORPHAN/TRUMP: Want to come to my orphange?
FRIEND: Dude, I'm blocking you!
LONELY ORPHAN: :(
Teacher: "If you don't understand, ask your parents at home."
Orphan: "I don't have neither of those :c"
What’s the difference in an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?
How many orphans can you fit in a bag of chips?
One, if the bag is family size.