Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans open a family business?
Because there is no family.
How do you call a virgin girl in Alabama? An orphan.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
What's a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family size. T - T
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call DADDY! 😩
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
Why do orphans go to church?
They go there to finally call someone "father."
Why was the orphan happy that he got in trouble at school?
Because the principal was going to call his parents.
Q: Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: They come back, unlike their parents.
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."
Why do orphans go to church?
It’s the only place they can call someone “father.”
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?
Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."