Orphans jokes
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call DADDY! 😩
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
Why was the orphan happy that he got in trouble at school?
Because the principal was going to call his parents.
Q: Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: They come back, unlike their parents.
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."
Why do orphans go to church?
It’s the only place they can call someone “father.”
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
Why do orphans go to church?
They go there to finally call someone "father."
Why do orphans love playing tennis?
Because it’s the only love they get.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."
Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
What do you call an orphan's family picture?
A selfie.
Why can orphans not play bingo?
Because they can't get a full house.
If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Orphan joke club Discord coming soon.