Orphans jokes
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?
Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Q: Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: They come back, unlike their parents.
Why can orphans stay out until whatever time?
Because their parents won't tell them when to come home.
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
Why can’t orphans play catch?
They never had a dad to teach them.
How are orphans like Spider-Man?
No way home.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Why can orphans not play bingo?
Because they can't get a full house.
If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I love orphans, so at least they know someone loves them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go home :)