Orphans jokes
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
Orphan joke club Discord coming soon.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
Orphans have no home.
Why can’t orphans ride bikes?
Because they don’t have parent supervision.
Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
What do you call an orphan's family picture?
A selfie.
Where do orphans have their family reunions?
The graveyard.
What’s an orphan's favorite food?
: Not home food.
I saw an orphan and I said, "Yo."
He said, "What do you want?"
I said, "To be your new father."
"Really??!" the orphan said.
Me: Lol, no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*
Me: Hey, I’m your mom.
Orphan: Yay, you came back!
Me: Sike!
I made a website for orphans.
It has no homepage.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they cannot find home.
A young orphan boy goes to school for the first time. A bigger boy comes and punches him. He says, "What are you gonna do, cry to your mommy?" The boy cries.
Next morning, he wakes up and comes to school. The same thing happens, but the older boy brings his friends. This time, after he says, "You gonna tell your mom?", the little boy says, "Yes, I will tell them that there is company coming over."
What did the blind deaf orphan child get for Christmas?
cancer.
Why does the orphan have water with its cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
What's the difference between a puppy and an orphan?
Puppies get adopted.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.