Orphans jokes
Orphan: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.
Me: Hey, are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming";)
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To buy a house.
Why is it OK to hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Whoever said that about me better pray!
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can’t hit a home run.
What can't play home in baseball? They don't have one.
I saw an orphan take a selfie... oh man, that was one alone family photo.
Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.
Where do orphans get stuff from?
The reject shop.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
The orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans go to church?
They go there to finally call someone "father."
Why is an orphan so bad at baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Because an orphan doesn’t have a family.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut?
People want donuts.
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
An orphan's parents.