Orphans jokes
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
Q: Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: They come back, unlike their parents.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
Why can't orphans open a family business?
Because there is no family.
How do you call a virgin girl in Alabama? An orphan.
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call DADDY! 😩
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family portrait.
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
What do you call an orphan's family picture?
A selfie.
Why can’t orphans play catch?
They never had a dad to teach them.
How are orphans like Spider-Man?
No way home.
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?