Orphans jokes
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
Why can’t orphans play catch?
They never had a dad to teach them.
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
I love orphans, so at least they know someone loves them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go home :)
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
Why do the police never catch the orphan?
The orphan is not wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.
Orphans have no home.
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."
Why can’t orphans ride bikes?
Because they don’t have parent supervision.
I made a website for orphans.
It has no homepage.
Where do orphans have their family reunions?
The graveyard.
What’s an orphan's favorite food?
: Not home food.
I saw an orphan and I said, "Yo."
He said, "What do you want?"
I said, "To be your new father."
"Really??!" the orphan said.
Me: Lol, no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they cannot find home.