What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
Orphans Jokes
What flowers do orphans use?...
Self-raising flour.
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home to run back to.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can’t hit a home run.
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
If an orphan takes a selfie, it is a family photo.
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They don't have anyone to call "daddy."
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?
Because they can't make themselves at home.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?
One gets picked for games.
