Orphans jokes
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
Orphans have it lucky.
When teachers threaten to call parents, the orphans say, "Try me."
When teachers give homework, orphans say, "Where?"
What’s an orphan's high school nickname?
Lone stone.
Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What is an orphan's favorite costume? Batman!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked!
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because the dad never came with the milk.
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
Why don't orphans get dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
What an upside to being an orphan!
There's things called family-size bags.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home plate.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
I made a website for orphans, but it did not have a home page.
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause there's no home base...
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple has a family tree.