Orphans jokes
Why do orphans die young?
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because when he was told "go big or go home," he only had one option.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked, and the other doesn’t.
Why does an orphan's year only have 363 days? Because it's missing Mother's and Father's Day.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they're going to tell their parents.
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
Why do orphans use Samsung?
Because iPhones have home buttons.
What do you call a selfie that an orphan takes?
A family picture.
Why can't orphans make dad jokes? Because they don't have one.
What do orphans call a family picture?
A selfy.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie? Home.
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.
Nobody still wanted them.
I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.
To: The Orphan
From: ______
Why are orphans banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.