Orphans jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
Why do most orphans rob banks?
Because they just want to feel wanted.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
They can't find the home button.
Why don't orphans get dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
What's the difference between a puppy and an orphan?
Puppies get adopted.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I called an orphan Spiderman because he's "no way home."
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
- Home Alone
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.