Orphans jokes
Why did the orphan go to church?
To finally call someone father. 😂😂
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple has a family tree.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Boy: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: ....ur parents.
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.
Why can't an orphan get offended?
What are they gonna do, tell their mom?
An orphan goes to a doctor.
Doctor: "Sorry, I can't help you."
Orphan: "But why?"
Doctor: "I'm a family doctor."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home to run to.
Me: I will f**k ur mom.
Orphan: I don't have one.
Me: ......
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?
"If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
What do you call an orphan’s picture?
A family photo.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
A happy family.
Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis?
It's the only way they’ll get love.
There is a twist with being an orphan: every bag of chips is family sized.