Orphans jokes
If you killed an orphan's family... oh wait!
Where do orphans shop?
Home Bargains.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What does an orphan call a family photo taking a selfie?
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
What’s an orphan's high school nickname?
Lone stone.
What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple always gets picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home plate.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.