Orphans jokes
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have mothers' and Father’s Day.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans only have iPhone 10+?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they can't find the home button.
Q: What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A: A family picture.
Why don’t orphans like baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why do orphans have criminal records?
So they can be wanted.
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
Why can’t an orphan go on the field trip?
Answer: They don’t have a parent’s signature.
What happens at the orphanage be like:
The orphans: “HE IS THE MESSIAH!”
April Fool's Day: Go tell an orphan their parents are back.
Orphan: Where... Oh.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home plate.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
I made a website for orphans, but it did not have a home page.