Orphans jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
One of them is actually loved.
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?
Chlamydia.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.
I made a website for an orphan.
It had no homepage.
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.
Why do orphans die young?
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because when he was told "go big or go home," he only had one option.
Why do orphans like being criminals?
Because then someone actually wants them.
What is a show an orphan will never be able to relate to?
"Full House".
Why can't orphans score in baseball?
They can't find home.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
A baseball player has a home to run to.
Let's go punch some orphans, who are they gonna tell, their parents? 🤣🤣🤣
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the cow.