Orphans jokes
There should be a "kick an orphan" day.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?
Father-less.
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
The "F" in "orphan" stands for family, but there is no "F" in "orphan."
What's the second worst thing to happen to orphans?
They can't have sex.
"Why?"
Because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blanket?
One is actually used.
Did you know that the letter "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're never wanted.
What flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
Boy: The F in orphan stands for family.
Orphan: But there’s no F in orphan.
Boy: Exactly!
What is an orphan's favorite Marvel movie?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."