What’s an orphan's favorite beer?
Foster's.
Orphans Jokes
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?
Homemade.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.
Why do orphans play GTA?
They want to be wanted.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.
What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
For orphans, every bag of chips is family sized.
Why did the orphan dig six feet under?
To find his parents.
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.
I saw a kid sitting on the curb and I asked him, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" "You're parents did."
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
