Orphans jokes
I went up to a kid and asked, "Are you an orphan?" They said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.
What is long, yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?
'Cuz he's the Father!!!
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
The "M" and "D" in "orphan" stands for Mom and Dad.
What do orphans need in order to mail letters?
Food stamps.
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Like if you know an orphan.
How is an orphan like a boomerang?
They always come back!
If you're ever bored, kick an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
What flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're never wanted.
Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
What is an orphan's favorite Marvel movie?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run.