Orphans jokes
What is one word orphans can't spell?
Family.
Fuck y'all, orphan lives matter!
The "M" and "D" in "orphan" stands for Mom and Dad.
What do orphans need in order to mail letters?
Food stamps.
You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?
'Cuz he's the Father!!!
What is long, yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
How is an orphan like a boomerang?
They always come back!
Like if you know an orphan.
If you're ever bored, kick an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Can orphans eat at family restaurants?
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.