Orphans jokes
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Like if you know an orphan.
How is an orphan like a boomerang?
They always come back!
If you're ever bored, kick an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
What is an orphan's favorite Marvel movie?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad or mom never came home with the milk.
What's the second worst thing to happen to orphans?
They can't have sex.
"Why?"
Because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.
What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?
Father-less.
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
All orphans deserve to die if they don't buy KFC.
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
The "F" in "orphan" stands for family, but there is no "F" in "orphan."
Guys, we should stop telling orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad. Oh...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blanket?
One is actually used.
Did you know that the letter "f" in "orphan" stands for family?