Orphans jokes
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
The "M" and "D" in "orphan" stands for Mom and Dad.
What do orphans need in order to mail letters?
Food stamps.
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Like if you know an orphan.
How is an orphan like a boomerang?
They always come back!
If you're ever bored, kick an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why do orphans only have 362 days of the year?
... bc they don’t have Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or Thanksgiving.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.
And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.
How many orphans can you fit in a bag of chips?
One, if the bag is family size.
Why does the orphan eat water with cereal?
Mom forgot to come back with the milk.
When the teacher dismissed the class to go home,
The orphan asked, "Where do I go?"
The teacher replied, "Home."
The orphan said, "Catch me on the streets then!"
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?
Homemade.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
What do an orphan and an apple not have in common?
The apple actually gets picked.
The orphan also had to cry because the cartels called him "homie."