Orphans jokes
How is an orphan like a boomerang?
They always come back!
If you're ever bored, kick an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Guys, we should stop telling orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad. Oh...
What's the second worst thing to happen to orphans?
They can't have sex.
"Why?"
Because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.
I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Me: I will f**k ur mom.
Orphan: I don't have one.
Me: ......
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
What do an orphan and an apple not have in common?
The apple actually gets picked.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he was tired of waiting for the milk.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What is the orphan's version of a family portrait?
A selfie.
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
How many orphans does it take to repair a house? None, they don't have one.
How do you make an orphan's hand bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
I like orphan boys, no homo.
The orphan also had to cry because the cartels called him "homie."
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?