Orphans jokes
What is an orphan's family reunion called?
Me time.
Why is an orphan good at being naughty?
Because they don't have no one to tell them off.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because no one will call them daddy.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Can teachers give homework to orphans?
What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know how to hit a home run.
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he doesn't know where home is.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk! 😂🤣
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What’s a selfie of an orphan called?
Family picture.
What's an orphan's most hated show?
The Fosters.
Why do orphans love having sex?
Because they can finally call somebody "daddy."