Orphans jokes
Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention. 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫
An orphan walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Buddy, you have to go home." The orphan replies, "Where is home?"
Teacher: Where is your slip so I can see you can come on this trip?
Orphan: Parent signature: ___________
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
The teacher once said to some students, "I was an orphan before your principal hired me."
The students said, "Oof, that is sad."
The teacher tried to ignore them and take attendance. She said, "Is anyone missing?"
The students said, "Your parents."
The teacher got offended and later that day quit her job.
Why do orphans play tennis? Because that's the only thing they love.
What is the one feature an orphan kid's phone doesn't have that mine does?
A home button.
What's the difference between you and an orphan?
Nothing.
Q: Why can't the orphan buy Robux?
A: He could not use his mother's credit card.
Why do orphans eat breakfast with water?
The dad did not come home with the milk.
Why did the orphan go to a church?
So he could call someone "father."
Why do orphans like apples? Because they get picked.
We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.
Why do orphans always get picked on?
They can't run and tell their parents.
Welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make 'em, we take 'em!
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They never hit home.
I went up to a kid and asked, "Are you an orphan?" They said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
Why can’t orphans play sports?
Because they don’t have a home team.
Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.
Genie: Your wish is granted.
Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.