Orphans jokes
Teacher: Where is your slip so I can see you can come on this trip?
Orphan: Parent signature: ___________
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find a way home.
Why did the orphan call her boyfriend "daddy"?
Because she wanted that D.
Why is the iPhone X the perfect phone for an orphan?
Because there is no home button.
The teacher once said to some students, "I was an orphan before your principal hired me."
The students said, "Oof, that is sad."
The teacher tried to ignore them and take attendance. She said, "Is anyone missing?"
The students said, "Your parents."
The teacher got offended and later that day quit her job.
Why do orphans eat breakfast with water?
The dad did not come home with the milk.
Why do orphans always get picked on?
They can't run and tell their parents.
Why do orphans play tennis? Because that's the only thing they love.
Why did the orphan go to a church?
So he could call someone "father."
Q: Why can't the orphan buy Robux?
A: He could not use his mother's credit card.
What's the difference between you and an orphan?
Nothing.
Why do orphans like apples? Because they get picked.
Welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make 'em, we take 'em!
We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.
What is the one feature an orphan kid's phone doesn't have that mine does?
A home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They never hit home.
Why can’t orphans play sports?
Because they don’t have a home team.
Fuck y'all, orphan lives matter!
What is one word orphans can't spell?
Family.
Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.
Genie: Your wish is granted.
Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.