Orphans jokes
Why do orphans like apples? Because they get picked.
Why do orphans eat breakfast with water?
The dad did not come home with the milk.
We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.
What is the one feature an orphan kid's phone doesn't have that mine does?
A home button.
Why do orphans play tennis? Because that's the only thing they love.
Why do orphans always get picked on?
They can't run and tell their parents.
Welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make 'em, we take 'em!
Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.
Genie: Your wish is granted.
Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.
What is one word orphans can't spell?
Family.
Fuck y'all, orphan lives matter!
I went up to a kid and asked, "Are you an orphan?" They said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They never hit home.
Why can’t orphans play sports?
Because they don’t have a home team.
You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.
What is long, yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?
'Cuz he's the Father!!!
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
What do orphans need in order to mail letters?
Food stamps.
The "M" and "D" in "orphan" stands for Mom and Dad.