Orphans jokes
Fuck y'all, orphan lives matter!
Why can’t orphans play sports?
Because they don’t have a home team.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
I went up to a kid and asked, "Are you an orphan?" They said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They never hit home.
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?
'Cuz he's the Father!!!
You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.
What is long, yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?
"If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"
The "M" and "D" in "orphan" stands for Mom and Dad.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
What do orphans need in order to mail letters?
Food stamps.
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Like if you know an orphan.
How is an orphan like a boomerang?
They always come back!
If you're ever bored, kick an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Guys, we should stop telling orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad. Oh...
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
All orphans deserve to die if they don't buy KFC.
All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.