Orphans jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He can't run home.
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
What is the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? The apples get picked, XD!
What happens at the orphanage be like:
The orphans: “HE IS THE MESSIAH!”
Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one.
Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
What joke could orphan's never understand?
Your Mom jokes.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't go home.
Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
Why did my parents walk to the other side?
...Why?