Orphans jokes
Q: Why can't the orphan buy Robux?
A: He could not use his mother's credit card.
What's the difference between you and an orphan?
Nothing.
Why do orphans eat breakfast with water?
The dad did not come home with the milk.
Why did the orphan go to a church?
So he could call someone "father."
Why do orphans like apples? Because they get picked.
We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.
Why do orphans always get picked on?
They can't run and tell their parents.
What is the one feature an orphan kid's phone doesn't have that mine does?
A home button.
Why do orphans play tennis? Because that's the only thing they love.
Welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make 'em, we take 'em!
Fuck y'all, orphan lives matter!
Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.
Genie: Your wish is granted.
Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.
What is one word orphans can't spell?
Family.
I went up to a kid and asked, "Are you an orphan?" They said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
Why can’t orphans play sports?
Because they don’t have a home team.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They never hit home.
You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?
'Cuz he's the Father!!!
What is long, yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of orphans.