Orphans jokes
We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.
Welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make 'em, we take 'em!
Why do orphans always get picked on?
They can't run and tell their parents.
Why do orphans play tennis? Because that's the only thing they love.
What is the one feature an orphan kid's phone doesn't have that mine does?
A home button.
What is one word orphans can't spell?
Family.
Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.
Genie: Your wish is granted.
Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.
Fuck y'all, orphan lives matter!
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
I went up to a kid and asked, "Are you an orphan?" They said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They never hit home.
Why can’t orphans play sports?
Because they don’t have a home team.
You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?
'Cuz he's the Father!!!
What is long, yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
The "M" and "D" in "orphan" stands for Mom and Dad.
What do orphans need in order to mail letters?
Food stamps.
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Like if you know an orphan.