You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.
Orphans Jokes
What is long, yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?
"If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?
'Cuz he's the Father!!!
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
What do orphans need in order to mail letters?
Food stamps.
The "M" and "D" in "orphan" stands for Mom and Dad.
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Like if you know an orphan.
How is an orphan like a boomerang?
They always come back!
If you're ever bored, kick an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're never wanted.
What flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
What is an orphan's favorite Marvel movie?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
Boy: The F in orphan stands for family.
Orphan: But there’s no F in orphan.
Boy: Exactly!
TV Darth Vader: "I'm your father!"
Orphans: "Yea."
Why couldn't the orphan go on a school trip?
A parent's signature was required.
