Orphans jokes
Orphans don't have phones because the home button doesn't work.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find the first base they came from.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "Daddy!"
The "f" in orphan stands for family.
Except there is no "f."
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
What do you call an orphan’s picture?
A family photo.
People: (arguing about stopping orphan jokes since they aren't funny).
Me: (m e h. i d o n t c a r e)
What is the one word orphans don’t know? Homework.
What do you call an orphan's family picture? A self-portrait.
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have a Mother’s and Father’s Day.
What is the difference between an apple spread and an orphan spread?
Apples get picked.