Orphans jokes
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
What's the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
The criminal is wanted.
I like telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
What do you call an orphan’s picture?
A family photo.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
People: (arguing about stopping orphan jokes since they aren't funny).
Me: (m e h. i d o n t c a r e)
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.
What is the difference between an apple spread and an orphan spread?
Apples get picked.