Orphans jokes
What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi
Why can't orphans go to Home Depot?
Because they do not have a home!
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn't want her, why would I?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
If you kill an orphan, would that count as a squad wipe?
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.
Me: You know your parents were very good people.
Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.
Me: I know, you're an orphan.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
What show can’t orphans watch?
Family Guy.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Why do orphans have to have customized phones? Because there aren't home buttons.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Robin! Jump in the Batmobile."
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"
It's opposite day today. I'm gonna tell an orphan that their parents are here.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home >:D
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"