Orphans jokes
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
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Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent signature.
What is the difference between a flower and an orphan?
A flower gets picked.
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
I like telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is the one word orphans don’t know? Homework.
What do you call an orphan’s picture?
A family photo.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
People: (arguing about stopping orphan jokes since they aren't funny).
Me: (m e h. i d o n t c a r e)
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.
I made a website for orphans. Sadly, it doesn't have a home button.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Home."
A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?