Orphans jokes
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
Orphans don't have phones because the home button doesn't work.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
What do you call an orphan that grows to be a priest?
Fatherless.
What does LMAO stand for?
Launching Moms At Orphans.
What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.
Me: I saw your parents yesterday.
Orphan girl: Where?
Me: The coffin was still open.
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
Puppies actually get picked.
I made a website for orphans. Sadly, it doesn't have a home button.
What’s the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What do orphans want to get for Christmas?... A mother.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Alone time.
I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.
What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.