Orphans jokes
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
People: (arguing about stopping orphan jokes since they aren't funny).
Me: (m e h. i d o n t c a r e)
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
I like telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
The criminal is wanted.
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.