I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a homepage though.
Orphans Jokes
What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.
What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.
Coworker: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Coworker: Not your parents.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have a Mother’s and Father’s Day.
What is the difference between an apple spread and an orphan spread?
Apples get picked.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Dad jokes.
I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked, and the other doesn't.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father’s or Mother’s Day.
