Orphans jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making it into a house and hallucinating that they have a family.
So I threw out the cardboard and said, "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies aren't real. You can't and will never get a home."
Next day, they make cardboard parents, so I threw that away and said, "Pay attention to reality; you will never get parents."
Next day, they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again, I said, "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent!" The orphan responded with, "Oh, really?! How so?" I just simply said, "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard, and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat old people!"
What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
My teacher said, "Say welcome to our new student; he's an orphan." The teacher said, "Is anyone missing?" I said, "That kid's parents."
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
I saw a kid sitting on the curb and I asked him, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" "You're parents did."
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why are orphans banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
I have an orphan joke.
But it needs parental guidance.
Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.
You know why orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their parents.
Stop with dumb orphan jokes, you dumb ass people!!!!!!!!!!
They're not funny one bit, so stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't know where home is.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.