Orphans jokes
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
How are orphans like broken pencils?
Neither of them have points.
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They don’t know what a home page is.
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Most orphans were born on the highway. It’s where most accidents [happen].
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he could call someone Father.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising flour.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find the home plate.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
Because they aren't wanted.
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Apple always gets picked.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.