Orphans jokes
Why can’t an Orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
Why can't orphans play football?
Because they can't be on the home team.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Q: What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
A: Apples get picked.
Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they finally have someone to call father.
What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.