Orphans jokes
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
What's an orphan's least favorite meme? "Family."
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
Why do orphans like robbing banks?
So they can be wanted.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t home run.
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?
Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?
What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?
Neither can see their parents.
Why was the orphan stupid?
Because his parents couldn't guide him.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"No Way Home."
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.