Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Orphans Jokes
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
Why can't orphans play football?
Because they can't be on the home team.
Why can't an orphan read?
He couldn't go to school without a parent's signature.
What does an orphan call a family portrait?
A selfie.
Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
I told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man: Far From Home.
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
