Orphans jokes
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
They don't know what a house is.
What's an orphan's least favorite meme? "Family."
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he could call someone Father.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising flour.
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
What's an orphan's favorite shop? Home Depot.
I am the orphan joke.
Why do orphans like robbing banks?
So they can be wanted.
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree? It left her hanging.
What is an orphan's favorite car?
A family car.