Orphans jokes
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
Why did the orphan fail all his classes?
He couldn’t do his homework.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They always come back.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
Why did the orphan become a criminal?
Because he wanted to actually be wanted.
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
Imagine orphans watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
I told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man: Far From Home.
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"
The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.