Orphans jokes

Why do orphans become criminals?

So they can become wanted for once.

I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.

What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?

I made a website for orphans; it does not have home pages, though.

I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"

If an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.

Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?

A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.

Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...

Why can you hit orphans?

Because they can't tell their parents.

Imagine orphans watching Spiderman: No Way Home.

Why can’t an orphan play baseball?

They can’t run to home.

I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"

Why did the orphan grow up to be a priest?

So he could be called Father Les.

What is cold and alone?

An orphan's parent.

I made a website for orphans.

There’s no homepage.

Do orphans eat cereal with water?

Their dad did not come back with the milk.

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple tray?

The apples get picked.

An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."

A homeless kid once said he will go home.

Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.

Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?

He can't afford a family pack.