Orphans jokes
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
Why did the orphan grow up to be a priest?
So he could be called Father Les.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t run to home.
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
If an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
I made a website for orphans.
There’s no homepage.
What is an orphan’s least favorite children’s game?
House.
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why can’t orphans be married?
Because they won’t have their parents' blessings.
Do you know why there is no “f” in “orphan?”
Because it stands for family.
What's the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can phone home.