Orphans jokes
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
I made a website for orphans.
There’s no homepage.
Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.
Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"
The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t run to home.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
I told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man: Far From Home.
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.