Orphans jokes
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?
Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
They don't know what a house is.
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree? It left her hanging.
What is an orphan's favorite car?
A family car.
How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?
A baseball game has a home run.
I made a website for orphans.
Silly me, I forgot the home page.
Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Apple always gets picked.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.