Orphans jokes
What's an orphan's least favorite meme? "Family."
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
Why did the orphan grow up to be a priest?
So he could be called Father Les.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
I told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man: Far From Home.
Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.
I made a website for orphans.
There’s no homepage.
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
What is an orphan's favorite car?
A family car.
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"
The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"
I told an orphan there were 363 days in a year.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why can’t orphans be married?
Because they won’t have their parents' blessings.
Do you know why there is no “f” in “orphan?”
Because it stands for family.
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
Why was the orphan stupid?
Because his parents couldn't guide him.