Orphans jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
Why can't orphans complete homework?
Because they have no home!
Why does an orphan play GTA to be wanted? 😂😭
I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
What do orphans and garbage have in common?
They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?
The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
What is an orphan's most relatable movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk.
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
They need a parent's signature.