Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they finally have someone to call father.
What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
Do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.