Orphans jokes

Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"

The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"

Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."

What is cold and alone?

An orphan's parent.

What do you call an 18 year old orphan?

Homeless.

I made a website for orphans.

There’s no homepage.

Why did the orphan go to church?

So he could call someone Father.

What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?

Self-raising flour.

What's an orphan's favorite shop? Home Depot.

I am the orphan joke.

The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.

Why do orphans like stealing things?

They wanted to have company.

What is an orphan's favorite movie?

Home Alone.

Why can't an orphan be a criminal?

Because they aren't wanted.

Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.

What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.

I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"

Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.

Imagine orphans watching Spiderman: No Way Home.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

'Cause they can't find home.

I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.