Orphans jokes
How are orphans like broken pencils?
Neither of them have points.
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
Fosters.
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?
Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
Why did the orphan grow up to be a priest?
So he could be called Father Les.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t run to home.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
An advantage of being an orphan: the teacher can't give you any homework.
Most orphans were born on the highway. It’s where most accidents [happen].
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
They actually come back.
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They don’t know what a home page is.
Why did I give an orphan the iPhone X?
Because it is the first one without a home button.
Why do orphans go to church?
It's the only place where they can call someone "father."
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find the home plate.