Orphans jokes
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
Fosters.
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
Why do orphans only have 362 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mothers', Fathers', and Family Day!
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?
Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?
Why was the orphan stupid?
Because his parents couldn't guide him.
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why do orphans go to church?
It's the only place where they can call someone "father."
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.
An advantage of being an orphan: the teacher can't give you any homework.
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
Most orphans were born on the highway. It’s where most accidents [happen].