Orphans jokes
Why can’t orphans pick up their phone after school?
Because they need their parents to go pick it up.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So that they had someone to call father.
Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
For every orphan, a bag of chips is family size.
What type of flour do orphans use to bake with...? Self-raising flour!
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
Why do orphans only have 362 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mothers', Fathers', and Family Day!
Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn!
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
What is the difference between iPhones and orphans?
iPhones have a home button.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA? They aren't wanted!
An advantage of being an orphan: the teacher can't give you any homework.
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
Most orphans were born on the highway. It’s where most accidents [happen].
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
They actually come back.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home plate is.