Orphans jokes
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
Why did the orphan fail all his classes?
He couldn’t do his homework.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They always come back.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?
He can't afford a family pack.
I made a website for orphans; it does not have home pages, though.
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
If an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.
Ooohhh look, an orphan! Let's go beat him up.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans become criminals?
So they can become wanted for once.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.