Orphans jokes

Ooohhh look, an orphan! Let's go beat him up.

Where do orphans get their stuff from?

The reject shop.

Imagine orphans watching Spiderman: No Way Home.

Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?

He can't afford a family pack.

What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.

I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

Why do orphans become criminals?

So they can become wanted for once.

Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?

Because they can't call their parents.

I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.

What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?

Pikachu, I choose you!

Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.

Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...

I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"

What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?

I made a website for orphans; it does not have home pages, though.

If an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.

Why can you hit orphans?

Because they can't tell their parents.

Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?

A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.

Do orphans eat cereal with water?

Their dad did not come back with the milk.