What's the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can phone home.
Orphans Jokes
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
I made a website for orphans.
Silly me, I forgot the home page.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
They don't know what a house is.
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What is an orphan's favorite car?
A family car.
How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?
A baseball game has a home run.
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?
Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"
The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
