Orphans jokes
Why do orphans go to church?
It's the only place where they can call someone "father."
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home plate is.
What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?
At least outlaws are wanted.
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
An advantage of being an orphan: the teacher can't give you any homework.
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
Fosters.
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
They actually come back.
What did one orphan say to the other one?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
I made a website for orphans.
Silly me, I forgot the home page.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?
Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
What's an orphan's favorite shop? Home Depot.
Why do orphans like robbing banks?
So they can be wanted.
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.