Orphans jokes
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad or mom never came home with the milk.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
What's the difference between orphans and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
You're an orphan.
Why was the orphan so successful? They said "go big or go home," but he could not do the second.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
Why is the orphan failing all his classes? He can't do homework.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?
"No family."