Orphans jokes
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because it has no home button.
If an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.
Why does an orphan's year only have 363 days? Because it's missing Mother's and Father's Day.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. 😭
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why did the orphan go to church?
Because they need a father.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why did orphans want to commit a crime?
Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.
What did the orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get into the Batmobile, Robin."
What school subject does an orphan love?
PE because they actually get picked.
All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.
What's that? said the orphans.
Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.
What's the IJK?
I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
What kind of videos can't orphans watch?
Family-friendly content.
What's between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.