Orphans jokes
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he was tired of waiting for the milk.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
Q.) What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A.) A family stump.
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
Why did Technoblade die?
Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
what's the difference between apples and orphans? ... the apples get picked.
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To finally get his milk.
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
Orphans don't have phones because the home button doesn't work.
If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
What do you call one orphan taking a photo?
A family photo.
Why can't orphans have family time?
They don't have a family.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.