Orphans jokes
Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple has a family tree.
Q: What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
A: Apples get picked! 😱
Kid: "Dark humor is like a mother's love."
Orphan: "How?"
Kid: "You wouldn't know."
Orphan: "........."
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
Why can orphans not play bingo?
Because they can't get a full house.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.
I made a website for orphans.
There’s no homepage.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
What's an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Home Depot.
What does the PH stand for in "orphan"?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t have a home to go to.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.