Orphans jokes
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
What did the blind, deaf, mentally handicapped orphan get for Christmas?
Cancer.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because the dad never came with the milk.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call dad. 🤣
Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple has a family tree.
Q: What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
A: Apples get picked! 😱
Kid: "Dark humor is like a mother's love."
Orphan: "How?"
Kid: "You wouldn't know."
Orphan: "........."
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
Why can orphans not play bingo?
Because they can't get a full house.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.
I made a website for orphans.
There’s no homepage.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
What's an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Home Depot.
What does the PH stand for in "orphan"?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.