Orphans jokes
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they have someone to call "Father."
Why do orphans love going to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
What’s an orphan's high school nickname?
Lone stone.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
What is the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
What's the favorite Spiderman film for orphans?
Homecoming.
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually came back...
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
What does an orphan call a family photo taking a selfie?
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have nobody to call "daddy."