Orphans jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why do orphans like boomerangs so much?
Because they come back.
Advice to the Clown telling all of the "Orphan Jokes":
If it's NOT "Funny", then DON'T POST IT!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why do orphans always have water with their cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk!
Why do orphans play with boomerangs?
Because they come back.
What's the difference between a flower and an orphan?
One is allowed in the house.
Why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions.
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find the home plate.
What an upside to being an orphan!
There's things called family-size bags.
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
All orphans deserve to die if they don't buy KFC.
An orphan was running down the road. A car pulled up and said, "Get in." So the orphan got in and said, "Where are we going?" The kidnapper said, "I'm taking you to my house." The orphan replied, "OML, ARE YOU ADOPTING ME!?"
Friend: Hi.
Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?
Friend: Me?
Me: Damn, no, not you.
Friend: Then who?
Me: The orphan kid.
I guess we're the same.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.