Orphans jokes

Orphan

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An orphan was running down the road. A car pulled up and said, "Get in." So the orphan got in and said, "Where are we going?" The kidnapper said, "I'm taking you to my house." The orphan replied, "OML, ARE YOU ADOPTING ME!?"

Dad

Friend: Hi.

Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?

Friend: Me?

Me: Damn, no, not you.

Friend: Then who?

Me: The orphan kid.

I guess we're the same.

Orphan

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Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?

He would never make it home base.

Orphan

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What's the difference between orphans and girlfriends? I don't have 100 girlfriends locked in my basement.

Orphan

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Why did the orphan like to jump? So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with their parents.

1 like = 10 more orphans in my basement.