Why don't orphans get dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Orphans Jokes
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising flour.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he could call someone Father.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
They can't find the home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.
Why didn't the doctor help the orphan?
Because he was a family doctor!
Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?
Me: The boomerang came back.
When an orphan takes a pic, is it known as a family picture? 📸
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they actually come back.
Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."
I gave an orphan an iPhone with no home button.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
Why are dogs different than orphans?
Because dogs don't cry for their parents.
What is an orphan's favorite Marvel movie?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.
Why are orphans good at being a criminal?
Because they're not wanted.
An orphan boy at my school did really badly on a test and started crying. I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
What's an orphan's least favorite meme? "Family."
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.
