Orphans jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Q: Why are orphans so successful? A: Because when they were younger, they got told, "Go big or go home," and only had one option.
I told an orphan there were 363 days in a year.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me!
Q: Do you know why orphans rob banks?
A: Because it's a guarantee they'll be wanted afterwards.
Sonic says if you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because I can’t hit a home run. 💀💀💀
We should stop being mean to orphans.
We should be cruel instead.
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't run home.
What is an orphan’s least favorite children’s game?
House.
What's an orphan's second favorite movie?
Home Alone 2.
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
What do you call an orphan that grows to be a priest?
Fatherless.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Why am I so successful?
When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option.