Orphans jokes
What do you call an orphan that grows to be a priest?
Fatherless.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Why do orphans love getting r@ped?
Because they want to know what love feels like.
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
Puppies actually get picked.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
Because they aren't wanted.
I figure it's ok to hit orphans.
What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
They’re both alone, but only one is home.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad never came home with the milk.
When the orphan got a job as a priest, what was his name?
Father Les.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
There should be a "kick an orphan" day.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Me: I saw your parents yesterday.
Orphan girl: Where?
Me: The coffin was still open.
All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.
I made a website for orphans, but it wouldn’t let me put a homepage.