Why did the orphan like to jump? So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with their parents.
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Orphans Jokes
Why do orphans like robbing banks?
So they can be wanted.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
What’s the difference between orphans and cars?
I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.
What makes an orphan jump?
A bridge.
I am the orphan joke.
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
What's an orphan's favorite shop? Home Depot.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
One of them has a family tree.
Why can't orphans play poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Because an orphan doesn’t have a family.
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
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