What an upside to being an orphan!
There's things called family-size bags.
Orphans Jokes
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
All orphans deserve to die if they don't buy KFC.
An orphan was running down the road. A car pulled up and said, "Get in." So the orphan got in and said, "Where are we going?" The kidnapper said, "I'm taking you to my house." The orphan replied, "OML, ARE YOU ADOPTING ME!?"
Friend: Hi.
Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?
Friend: Me?
Me: Damn, no, not you.
Friend: Then who?
Me: The orphan kid.
I guess we're the same.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
Where do orphans shop for home appliances?
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
What's the difference between orphans and girlfriends? I don't have 100 girlfriends locked in my basement.
Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?
What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?
So they can reunite with their dead family.
Buy KFC = 1 dead orphan in your house.
Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.
