Orphans jokes

What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?

They both can't hear their parents.

An orphan was running down the road. A car pulled up and said, "Get in." So the orphan got in and said, "Where are we going?" The kidnapper said, "I'm taking you to my house." The orphan replied, "OML, ARE YOU ADOPTING ME!?"

Friend: Hi.

Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?

Friend: Me?

Me: Damn, no, not you.

Friend: Then who?

Me: The orphan kid.

I guess we're the same.

Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?

He would never make it home base.

What's the difference between orphans and girlfriends? I don't have 100 girlfriends locked in my basement.